Why Conspiracy Theorists Are So Obsessed With JFK's "Umbrella Man"

At the moment when bullets were being fired into JFK's motorcade, a man can be seen standing on the side of the road near the car holding an open black umbrella. But it wasn't raining. This is exactly the kind of detail that sets a fire under conspiracy theorists — and here's why. » 10/14/14 9:30am 10/14/14 9:30am

The New Zealand Prime Minister publicly denies being a lizard person

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key was recently asked to provide "any evidence to disprove the theory that [he] is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement." Key, in a congenial manner atypical of shapeshifting reptilian aliens, responded. » 2/15/14 3:30pm 2/15/14 3:30pm

The White House responds to the creepy alien body guards conspiracy

On March 4th, Obama's secret alien security team skeeved out the planet. While addressing the American Israel Public Affairs Committee, a shapeshifter alien humanoid was caught on tape slithering about the group, keeping its two soulless eyes on the crowd. It was terrifying, and sent the conspiracy theorists all a… » 3/28/13 8:30am 3/28/13 8:30am