Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy

It's time for "caption that New Moon werewolf porn" once again. What's Bella thinking as she runs her fists up and down the muscled torso of Jacob..."I could have been Dakota?" Now it's your turn: Caption this Twilight clip! » 11/18/09 7:30am 11/18/09 7:30am

Bella Does The Shirtless Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

Behold the first real clip from New Moon with bare chested lip licking puppy men and their giant CG puppy halves. It's Bella versus the man-wall of Native American teen flesh. Which means, it's time to play "Caption That Twilight." » 10/20/09 1:37pm 10/20/09 1:37pm

So The Shirtless Lion Fell In Love With The Matrix's Neo

This week on caption this New Moon picture, we've got a collection of foppish vamps and werewolf/dog bedtime fun, seriously. This is probably the most ridiculous gathering of stills we've ever had the pleasure of displaying. » 10/06/09 8:00am 10/06/09 8:00am