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    Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid

    You Can Never Have Too Many Cute Monsters
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    Image of Hamslicer Hamslicer
    11/16/09

    In reply to Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid
    My, monsters must lead interesting lives... #cutemonsters
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    Image of prettycool prettycool
    10/30/09

    In reply to Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid
    So what you're saying is never trust a bunny? Noted. #cutemonsters
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    Image of Mike Fabry Mike Fabry
    10/30/09

    In reply to Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid
    no love for Full Moon? (Puppet Master, Demonic Toys, Blood Dolls) #cutemonsters
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    Image of Josh Snyder Josh Snyder
    10/30/09

    In reply to Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid

    Better late than never:

    Legend also has it that female jackalopes can be milked as they sleep belly up and that the milk can be used for a variety of medicinal purposes. It has also been said that the jackalope can convincingly imitate any sound, including the human voice. It uses this ability to elude pursuers, chiefly by using phrases such as "There he goes! That way!" It is said that a jackalope may be caught by putting a flask of whiskey out at night. The jackalope will drink its fill of whiskey and its intoxication will make it easier to hunt. In some parts of the United States it is said that jackalope meat has a taste similar to lobster. However, legend has it that they are dangerous if approached. It has also been said that jackalopes will only breed during electrical storms including hail, explaining its rarity.
    --[en.wikipedia.org] #cutemonsters
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    Image of lvandenburgh lvandenburgh
    10/30/09

    In reply to Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid
    Sweetums
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    Image of it must be bunnies it must be bunnies
    10/30/09

    @lvandenburgh: "Sweetums lay your ugly head down upon your wretched bed. Close your eyes and go to sleep. Rest, you giant hulking heap."

    They really should re-release that one on DVD. Henson did it best.

    [www.imdb.com]
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    Image of Platypus Man Platypus Man
    10/29/09

    In reply to Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid
    Man, I love Galaxy Quest...

    Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
    Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.
    Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS.
    Fred Kwan: You lost me. #cutemonsters
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    Image of J_Frank_Parnell J_Frank_Parnell
    10/30/09

    @Platypus Man: By grabthar's hammer, by the suns of warvan, you shall be avenged! #cutemonsters
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    Image of Bill-Lee Bill-Lee
    10/29/09

    In reply to Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid
    I'd rather face down Gossamer than Bugs Bunny. Gossamer is a horrible monster but Bugs...Bugs is clever and a dick. He's a trickster straight out of mythology. #cutemonsters
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    Image of Tomb: R.O.A.C.H. Tomb: R.O.A.C.H.
    10/29/09

    In reply to Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid
    Kill one and they come in 1000!

    The trailer: [www.youtube.com]
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    Image of Tomb: R.O.A.C.H. Tomb: R.O.A.C.H.
    10/29/09

    and the best scenes! #cutemonsters
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    Image of Makidian Makidian
    10/29/09

    In reply to Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid
    I still want a Mogwai, and I will until I find a genie that will make it happen, or until I die. #cutemonsters
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    Image of Mary Ratliff Mary Ratliff
    10/29/09

    In reply to Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid
    Huge bonus points and a gold star for including Night of the Lepus (my favorite of the giant-critters monster movies of it's time) and Bunnicula. #cutemonsters
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/29/09

    In reply to Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid
    The Wolvogs were bad, but the really dangerous animals in Oryx and Crake were the Pigoons - the pig baboon hybrids who were smart enough to set traps and hunt in teams. #cutemonsters
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    Image of Spaceknight Spaceknight
    10/29/09

    In reply to Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid

    Fizzgig. #cutemonsters
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    10/29/09

    @Spaceknight: My first thought too! #cutemonsters
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    Image of AshThePirate AshThePirate
    10/29/09

    @Spaceknight: I was just about to post the fuzzy dude. #cutemonsters
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    10/29/09

    @Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: C'mon, horrible? All he did was whine if he got left behind... #cutemonsters
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    Image of Mary Ratliff Mary Ratliff
    10/29/09

    @AmishJohn: He did help take out at least one Skeksis. #cutemonsters
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    10/29/09

    @Mary Ratliff: The skexis were the bad guys - well, the bad half of the guys, anyway - so that makes him OK, right? #cutemonsters
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10/29/09

    In reply to Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid
    The most frightening thing about #1 is that they do exist in real life!

    Well... maybe not the flesh eating kind...
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    Image of Silentkiller2774 Silentkiller2774
    10/29/09

    @Pessimippopotamus:
    Holy shit that is a big rabbit. How the hell did it get that big? #cutemonsters
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10/29/09

    @Silentkiller2774: It's a breed of rabbits called Continental Giants. You're supposed to eat them. But how can you eat something so cuuuuute?

    Seriously, I want to get one just to walk it around the neighborhood. HOP! HOP! HOP! #cutemonsters
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    Image of AshThePirate AshThePirate
    10/29/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: That is one adorable, giant rabbit. #cutemonsters
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    Image of Silentkiller2774 Silentkiller2774
    10/29/09

    @Pessimippopotamus:
    I really can't see myself eating one of those. They look so cute. Plus a giant rabbit would be an awesome pet. #cutemonsters
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    Image of Gonza Gonza
    10/29/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: look at those feets? Sooooo cute, yet creepy in a cartoon way #cutemonsters
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    Image of Lassus Lassus
    10/30/09

    @Silentkiller2774: Like monkeys, those rabbits are cute until they start talking to you and/or ripping off your face. #cutemonsters
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    Image of SeeingI SeeingI
    10/30/09

    These are the bunnies used on-set to make the Teletubbies look more child-sized. Those guys are like 8 feet tall in their costumes, you know. #cutemonsters
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    Image of Mrs.Ataxxia Mrs.Ataxxia
    10/29/09

    In reply to Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid
    Bunnies, bunnies, it must be BUNNIES!! Apperently Anya was on to something... #cutemonsters
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    Image of it must be bunnies it must be bunnies
    10/29/09

    @Mrs.Ataxxia: Of course she was! #cutemonsters
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    10/29/09

    In reply to Adorable But Horrible: 26 Cute Critters You'll Want to Avoid
    You can strike the word 'Evil' from #26; they're all evil. They cost a bunch of money, they turn you grey, they sap your will to live, then the resent you for not giving them a million-dollar allowance. The only comfort you have is that one day they'll breed their own hellspawn - hopefully after they move out on their own. #cutemonsters
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    10/29/09

    @AmishJohn: Couldn't agree more. If you're not related to them, they're still terrifying. #cutemonsters
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