Dan schlitzkus IllustrationBy Annalee Newitz PO Edit121L A Very Special Card Wishing You Happy Maya Non-Apocalypse Day! No, there is absolutely no reason whatsoever that the apocalypse will hit today — indeed, the Maya never said anything of the kind . Still, that's no reason not to celebrate one more day of human survival! Now you can enjoy the non-apocalypse more with this awesome illustration by Dan Schlitzkus. » 12/21/12 12:41pm 12/21/12 12:41pmHow many times do I have to tell you the Maya didn't give a shit about your dumb apocalypse?