Hasselhoff Puts Final Nail In Knight Rider Coffin

The one saving grace that might have swayed people to watch NBC's new Knight Rider » 10/10/08 11:03am 10/10/08 11:03am series has been ripped out of the cast's hands. David Hasselhoff (who was the main character in the original series) will no longer be appearing as a guest star in some upcoming episodes. It sounds like there was a disagreement about…

Knight Rider Smashes Our Childhood Memories Without Turbo Boost

NBC aired its Knight Rider TV movie last night. It was a two-hour long Ford commercial disguised as entertainment, padded with lesbians, threesomes, bad acting, questionable technology, and meta-commercials. Whether it was nostalgia beckoning viewers to watch, or leftover Transformers lust, this TV "event" about an… » 2/18/08 8:50am 2/18/08 8:50am

First Look At David Hasselhoff In New Knight Rider

Welcome to Morning Spoilers, where we burn up the shock value from forthcoming plot twists to get a short-time high, instead of saving it like good kids. Today's spoilers are all TV-related, including a bunch of new pics from the Knight Rider TV movie that don't show a car. (Except a little bit in one photo, and it's… » 1/29/08 6:00am 1/29/08 6:00am

David Hasselhoff's Lightsaber Duel With Stop-Motion Androids

The Hoff, wearing buckets of makeup, fences with killer bots in Star Crash. The worst of the late 70s Star Wars knockoffs, Crash features lots of Harryhausen-style stop motion animation alongside widescreen space battles. Caroline Munroe has really shiny hair and low-cut tops. But my favorite character is the … » 1/08/08 11:20am 1/08/08 11:20am