Finally, we have invented a machine that draws penises for us

David Neevel has always been on the cutting edge of incredibly necessary technology. Now, he's outdone himself, making a machine that can not only draw a penis with the mere push of a button, but also write the word "penis." It's amazing. Still, I feel bad for all the people whose penis-drawing jobs have now been… » 6/07/13 10:40am 6/07/13 10:40am

Physicist Builds Machine to Remove Cream from Oreos, Changes EVERYTHING

Physicist, artist and copywriter David Neevel is all business, which is to say he's all about the cookie. Neevel so abhors creme filling, he built an Oreo Separator Machine (OSM) to first split the tasty sandwich in twain, and then flay its frosty white coating by way of a carefully calibrated CNC machine.* » 2/27/13 6:40am 2/27/13 6:40am