You can hire a teenage girl exorcist franchise to repel the Devil…

Teenage life is filled with nefarious temptations, such as premarital hand-holding, Mad Dog 20/20, and those burgeoning Juggalo communes which have riddled our nation like so many grease-painted termites, spreading their ongoing smear campaign against ferromagnetism. » 8/15/11 12:40pm 8/15/11 12:40pm