Denny's new Hobbit 2-themed menu is sure to desolate your stomach

Obesity rates among the denizens of Middle-Earth are on the rise. Hobbits, dwarves, orcs and even men are getting fatter, because instead of a sensible diet based on fruits, vegetables and Lembas bread, they're eating at Denny's, thanks to their new The Hobbit: The Desolation of Your Arteries Smaug-themed menu. » 11/06/13 4:00pm 11/06/13 4:00pm

Man stuffs Denny's entire Hobbit menu down his Hobbit-hole

The word "hero" gets thrown around a lot nowadays... but it certainly does not apply here. There's absolutely nothing noble in Jamie "The Bear" McDonald's attempt to devour all 10 items off of Denny's ridiculous Hobbit-themed menu, but it oddly impressive to watch him try to work his way through the ultimate "Elevensies"… » 12/31/12 7:30am 12/31/12 7:30am

Hobbit cross-promotions we're grateful don't exist

The Denny's/Hobbit second breakfast cross-promotion makes a weird kind of sense, even if it forces us to link J.R.R. Tolkien with Moon Over My Hammy. And the Hobbit slot machines have landed the movie's producers in hot Mordor with the Tolkien Estate. But are there other, even more bizarre cross-promotional… » 12/09/12 9:30am 12/09/12 9:30am

The Hobbit's Second Breakfast being served at Denny's is something that…

In what is certainly one of the most mind-boggling-but-sort-of-logical marketing campaigns we've ever seen, The Hobbit has teamed up with Denny's to bring you Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies, Bilbo's Berry Smoothie, Gandalf's Gobble Melt, "The Ring" Burger, and Frodo's Pot Roast. » 10/23/12 4:30pm 10/23/12 4:30pm

Hobbit Slam Dwarves Turkey…