Speed Racer To Shorten MTV Viewers' Attention Spans Further

If you're an MTV addict — and, really, who doesn't find themselves glued to My Super Sweet 16 every time it's on? Why didn't my parents rent out NYC and buy me Jay-Z when I turned 16? I feel deprived — then I just want to tell you in advance: Your TiVo isn't broken. It's just been hijacked by the Wachowskis, who plan… » 4/03/08 3:00pm 4/03/08 3:00pm