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The Perfect Health Regimen that Only an Absolute Dictator Could Impose

There's been a lot of outrage over outlawing large sodas and banning trans-fats, and some people have complained about the Nanny State. But that's nothing. What if the state really decided to force you to live healthily? The results would be a horrifying dystopia, in which everybody lived to be 120. » 4/12/13 1:19pm 4/12/13 1:19pm