Why Jurassic World Should Just Give Us The Feathered Dinosaurs We Want

Jurassic Park and its sequels have never been what you'd call scientifically accurate. (Sorry, Dr. Malcolm, standing still isn't camouflage.) And, yet, somehow, the lack of feathers is the inaccuracy that most rankles. Does it really matter that the new dinos will be scaly instead of soft? You bet it does. Here's why. » 2/13/15 4:20pm 2/13/15 4:20pm

But Wouldn't Jurassic World Be Better If The Raptors Drove Motorcycles?

The answer is yes; yes, one thousand times yes. For proof, all you need to do is watch this completely bizarre "parody" trailer, and you too will see that a Jurassic World that doesn't also feature herds of Goldblum-isaurs running freely through the plains is not the Jurassic World we deserve. » 2/13/15 7:40am 2/13/15 7:40am

The B-Movie Knock-Off Of Jurassic World Is Of Course Jurassic City

What happens if you don't have the budget to show an actual world taken over by genetically resurrected dinosaurs? Well, then you should probably limit yourself to sticking to a single city — much as Vertical Entertainment has done in their new, Jurassic World-inspired direct-to-DVD movie. And here's the trailer! » 1/09/15 6:40am 1/09/15 6:40am