Passing a video camera in front of these paintings and then editing the resulting footage together with some loud Wagnerian music would be about 100 times more entertaining than anything Roland Emmerich has ever made.
@Grey_Area: It looks like the water has just swept into the city, hence the trucks still floating around with their lights on. The poor sharks were probably swept in by the water. As soon as the water settles they will find a better place to live.
These pictures are amazingly cool. They are my kind of end of civilization.
My problem with this movie, and all Emmerich productions, isn't the elaborate CGI destruction, but the rampart boringness between them. I doubt I can sit through a 2 hour movie with no plot. #2012
@B: movie was terrible. a regret. theres not nearly enough CGI destruction to hold your attention for 2 1/2 hours. Movie could have been 43 minutes long.
Also - if you've seen the LA destruction/plane scene online - its the only thing worth watching. Though some of the dialogue in the film is so laughably bad it borders on entertainment (but this will one day be online as well in an edited 2-3 min clip) #2012
I haven't see this movie yet (and probably won't until it comes out on DVD).
But a fun game might be to try to figure out how one would survive all the cataclysmic stuff that happens in it. I'm thinking along the lines of being in a nuclear sub over deep ocean -- would the earthquakes and subsequent tidal waves still get you? In the international space station -- would ejecta from volcanoes reach high enough to get you? Are you pretty much screwed anywhere but in deep space?
"All in all, it's a very Hollywood view of how the world ends. With the exception of a few token minorities, it's American and European characters we're tracking, American and European high culture people are trying to save, and American and European monuments we're seeing destroyed"
Europe exists and it's not for a happy couple visiting Paris or the Nazis invading us? That's not very Hollywood, in Hollywood the Aliens tend to destroy Washington, New York, Los Angeles, or the whole world, from NY to LA. #2012
I was really surprised this morning when I pulled up Ebert's site this morning and saw a 3 1/2 star review. I had to do a double-take at my screen to make sure I was seeing what I was seeing, then a spit-take in disbelief....
@Allen_Richards: Roger Ebert bases his reviews, in part, on whether or not a movie is successful at doing what it sets out to do. If you calmed down and read his actual review instead of looking at the stars, Ebert says in his review that 2012 is not a great movie but is a great disaster movie. Specifically he writes, "The bottom line is: The movie gives you your money's worth. Is it a masterpiece? No. Is it one of the year's best? No. Does Emmerich hammer it together with his elbows from parts obtained from the Used Disaster Movie Store? Yes. But is it about as good as a movie in this genre can be? Yes." #2012
@Bill-Lee: Why would you assume I didn't read the review? I've been reading Ebert regularly every Friday for 20 years (remember those things called "newspapers"), and while the stars are always the first thing people notice since they're right below the byline, no review or essay goes unread. #2012
@Bill-Lee: Ebert's review sums up what I tell my wife when she says that it's just as easy to watch a good movie as a bad movie. Well, I like bad zombie movies, so bad zombie movies deliver the goods for me. #2012
@Allen_Richards: Guilty. I apologize. But I still stand by my assertion that Ebert's review is totally valid...Will Roland Emmerich ever when an Academy Award for directing? No. However, his movie gives you exactly what you pay for, 2 hrs. 40 mins. of well-crafted imaginary disaster. #2012
@Bill-Lee: Feel free to stand all you like, my good man. I'll probably see it in the next few weeks when the crowds die down. While the CGI looks weak in the trailers, I prefer to see spectacle on the big screen, and if there's one thing Emmerich knows how to do, it's kill the planet. #2012
"solar flares are causing mutant neutrinos to microwave the Earth's core"
Someone please pass me the vomit bucket, FAST!
(Not a criticism of Lauren's review nor, obviously, of her as a person)
Is it really that hard for moviemakers to have a tiny bit of scientific validity in their movies? Am I asking too much? Don't answer - these are rhetoric questions. #2012
@Roklimber: To Hollywood, "scientific validity" is either "pew pew" laser guns or very large explosions. Or both. Oh wait, your questions were rhetorical. My bad. #2012
@Lauren Davis: Good thing you didn't go with me, then, because I would have cried instead.
I laughed when I saw Contact, for instance, because there are several mistakes, though only one that's obvious (in the scene where Ellie tells the priest about how many galaxies and planets and so on there are, if you pay attention to her math, you'll see that her conclusion should have been: no planets should ever exist harboring life).
But in movies such as Frequency (where the abnormal aurora borealis is explained as being caused by string theory) and 2012, the science is sooooooooo butchered that I can't help but pull my hair out.
I spent half my life teaching physics, and it's all wasted effort because Hollywood makes people believe the stupidest things. #2012
@GodofMonkeys: No, see, I don't mind the pew pew laser and large explosions. What gets me is their explanations.
I'm fine with pew pew lasers with no explanations (eg, I love(d) Star Wars light sabers), but trying to add an air of scientific respectability by using completely butchered science is an insult to us all, in my opinion. #2012
@Bill-Lee: Yes, I'm aware of that. He and a couple of other actors joined some scientists and created a sort of company that matches scientists with people in the entertainment arts. It's a good effort. #2012
@Roklimber: I agree with the explanation part. The Force is cool...but Midi-chlorians!? If they want something that sounds semi-plausible, they should stick with real pseudoscience (like psychology, hah!).
"Or how about a movie where our solar system is really a binary star system?"
A binary star system with several planets would have these planets in orbits that are quite extreme and possibly unstable, with multiple collisions (hence, a lot of debris floating by to collide with any "surviving" planet).
For instance, assuming a stable orbit, it very likely would be the case that part of the year the planet would be very close to one of the stars while during another part of the year it would be very far away from both.
That means the temperature changes would be so extreme that life would most likely not survive if it started there at all. #2012
There seems to be a dwarf planet, Sedna that has an irregular orbit (when compared to our solar system). Some of the proposed explanations include: Sedna was orbiting another star and it was captured by our sun's gravity, it's orbit was altered by the proximity of another star shortly after its formation, and some others.
Here's an article on it from science daily. NASA also mentions that there might have been another star in close proximity to our system early in its formation.
I know, I know - "close proximity to our system during its formation" doesn't necessitate a binary star system; in fact, one of the articles states that it is probable that the nearness of the stars was due to them forming in the same nebula. #2012
It's easier for me to stop breathing than to stop thinking. I can go without breathing for 3 minutes, but I can't go without thinking for more than a second. Sorry. It's how I'm built. #2012
@Roklimber: I think what bugged me the most was how things that cant explode exploded, like that one part when they first get the plane, a subway train just plummets out the side of the earth, and despite being powered by electric rails, immediately explodes upon impact. #2012
@TheDarkWayne: I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're referring to because I haven't seen the movie (and don't plan to, actually). But I understand the general idea you're trying to convey, and I agree with it. #2012
I am satisfied with Garrison's interpretation and improvement of this movie in his trailer.
Lauren, you have confirmed what I have thought of this movie: my friends will go see it thinking it will be great, come back disappointed, but still talk up the few gags to try to convince themselves it was worth $10.50... #2012
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Oh who am I kidding? These are stupid cool and probably more entertaining than sitting through that movie.
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These pictures are amazingly cool. They are my kind of end of civilization.
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Also - if you've seen the LA destruction/plane scene online - its the only thing worth watching. Though some of the dialogue in the film is so laughably bad it borders on entertainment (but this will one day be online as well in an edited 2-3 min clip) #2012
11/13/09
But a fun game might be to try to figure out how one would survive all the cataclysmic stuff that happens in it. I'm thinking along the lines of being in a nuclear sub over deep ocean -- would the earthquakes and subsequent tidal waves still get you? In the international space station -- would ejecta from volcanoes reach high enough to get you? Are you pretty much screwed anywhere but in deep space?
11/13/09
Europe exists and it's not for a happy couple visiting Paris or the Nazis invading us? That's not very Hollywood, in Hollywood the Aliens tend to destroy Washington, New York, Los Angeles, or the whole world, from NY to LA. #2012
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Meh, all uh them're yankees. so ain't no great loss. #2012
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I'm currently minus one laptop.... #2012
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Someone please pass me the vomit bucket, FAST!
(Not a criticism of Lauren's review nor, obviously, of her as a person)
Is it really that hard for moviemakers to have a tiny bit of scientific validity in their movies? Am I asking too much? Don't answer - these are rhetoric questions. #2012
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I laughed when I saw Contact, for instance, because there are several mistakes, though only one that's obvious (in the scene where Ellie tells the priest about how many galaxies and planets and so on there are, if you pay attention to her math, you'll see that her conclusion should have been: no planets should ever exist harboring life).
But in movies such as Frequency (where the abnormal aurora borealis is explained as being caused by string theory) and 2012, the science is sooooooooo butchered that I can't help but pull my hair out.
I spent half my life teaching physics, and it's all wasted effort because Hollywood makes people believe the stupidest things. #2012
11/13/09
I'm fine with pew pew lasers with no explanations (eg, I love(d) Star Wars light sabers), but trying to add an air of scientific respectability by using completely butchered science is an insult to us all, in my opinion. #2012
11/13/09
Hoffman was a chemist for one of the coffee companies before becoming an actor. #2012
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I'd like to see a good movie based on the hollow-earth theory.
Or how about a movie where our solar system is really a binary star system? #2012
11/13/09
"Or how about a movie where our solar system is really a binary star system?"
A binary star system with several planets would have these planets in orbits that are quite extreme and possibly unstable, with multiple collisions (hence, a lot of debris floating by to collide with any "surviving" planet).
For instance, assuming a stable orbit, it very likely would be the case that part of the year the planet would be very close to one of the stars while during another part of the year it would be very far away from both.
That means the temperature changes would be so extreme that life would most likely not survive if it started there at all. #2012
11/13/09
There seems to be a dwarf planet, Sedna that has an irregular orbit (when compared to our solar system). Some of the proposed explanations include: Sedna was orbiting another star and it was captured by our sun's gravity, it's orbit was altered by the proximity of another star shortly after its formation, and some others.
Here's an article on it from science daily. NASA also mentions that there might have been another star in close proximity to our system early in its formation.
I know, I know - "close proximity to our system during its formation" doesn't necessitate a binary star system; in fact, one of the articles states that it is probable that the nearness of the stars was due to them forming in the same nebula. #2012
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It's easier for me to stop breathing than to stop thinking. I can go without breathing for 3 minutes, but I can't go without thinking for more than a second. Sorry. It's how I'm built. #2012
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Lauren, you have confirmed what I have thought of this movie: my friends will go see it thinking it will be great, come back disappointed, but still talk up the few gags to try to convince themselves it was worth $10.50... #2012