The latest Kickpuncher Universal Soldier movie is coming out soon — and here's an excellent new trailer that ticks off all your boxes. Will Dolph Lundgren be screaming things like "YOUR MINDS ARE NOW YOUR OWN!"? Will Jean-Claude Van Damme be trashing lots of panes of glass while kicking and shooting big guns? Will…

It wasn't the R&B madness of Marvel Comics' 1980s parade floats, but the 1986 Masters of the Universe rig did an admirable job showcasing such crowd favorites as Mosquitor and Snout Spout. Does anybody know what Snout Spout's doing these days? I'd love to interview that guy. Dolph Lundgren narrated this performance on …

Dolph Lundgren has unveiled Uwe Boll's latest cinematic masterpiece (after the insanely offensive Blubberella, naturally). It's a movie about a time-traveling Vietnam vet, who fights ninjas and knights. He's just screwing with us now, right?

We defrosted action icon Dolph "F—k You Spaceman" Lundgren and got a chance to chat about He-Man's leathery undies, the state of today's action films, and why he almost didn't reprise his role in Universal Soldier: Regeneration.

Everybody loves a supersoldier, especially when he's played by kickboxing master Van Damme. Now he's returning to his iconic role, to fight another supersoldier - in the ruins of Chernobyl! With Dolph Lundgren!