Which is the deadlier kung fu style: the land canoe or human go-kart?

In this unheralded scene from director Chao Chung-Hsing 1985 flick Drunken Dragon, the villainous Master of Doom (and one of his candle-headed henchmen) attempt to steal a precious sword. The artifact is guarded by a virtuous monk who battles in what can only be described as a "land canoe." Unfortunately for our… » 2/21/12 10:50am 2/21/12 10:50am