Where are your gods now? Brett Ratner is really filming a Hercules

Yes, Brett Ratner, director of X-Men: The Last Stand, is doing a sword-and-sandal movie about Hercules, which is slated for release on July 25, 2014. The film begins shooting any day now, with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson playing Herc. Be very, very afraid.

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Dwayne Johnson is producing a movie based on this DeviantArt…

DeviantArt is home to thousands of online illustrations, designs and doodles, but now it's inspired a movie! Alex Panagopoulos' fantastic depiction of what happens to our Teddy Bears once we've gone to sleep has inspired actor Dwayne Johnson produce a full feature film.

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New G.I. Joe: Retaliation trailer pistol-whips the rest of summer's…

Holy crap, does G.I. Joe: Retaliation look like the kind of movie that requires you to sneak a bottle of rye into the theater and scream at the screen at the top of your lungs. (That's a good thing!) So many quips, so many guns, and all sorts of ridiculous high-tech gadgetry. This is the G.I. Joe movie we deserve.…

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The Rock is here to guide you into manhood among the giant lizards

The Rock is here to teach you about being a man, while man-handling tiny elephants and riding around on giant bees. The Rock is strong but sensitive, and he's downright eager to guide you over the threshold into a new world of confusing sexuality, in which the scat of massive birds sprays all over people's faces and…

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Could Journey 2 be the year's cheesiest movie? Watch 6 terrible clips…

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island includes The Rock flexing his biceps while fighting off a giant electric eel and screaming, "Show me that 1,000 Watt Smile!" Watch six new clips — including Michael Caine acting like a lunatic and Josh Hutcherson channeling the sex appeal of a child's teddy bear. This could pose a…

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If Journey 2 is a hit, then who should star in Journey 3?

Journey to the Center of the Earth starred a ridiculously game Brendan Fraser, who mugged his way through a series of computer-generated situations in 3D. Now the second movie, Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, stars an equally "why the hell not" Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Plus an "as long as I get paid" Michael Caine.

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What is Michael Caine thinking in this Journey 2 character poster?

Or more to the point, what is Michael Caine about to say to his agent once he gets home from doing this fiasco? Some new character posters for Journey 2, the sequel that absolutely nobody demanded, have come out. And they're like the posters from the waiting room to Photoshop Hell. I especially like the look on The…

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The Rock invades Jules Verne's Mysterious Island with tiny elephants…

Journey to the Center of the Earth's sequel is minus one Brendan Fraser but plus one Dwayne Johnson. The Rock, who has teamed up with the boy from the first movie because he's his new Step-Dad (did Fraser die in the first movie?!), is trying to find Jules Verne's Mysterious Island (yes from the story). Long story…

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If Andromeda came back, what would you do differently?

Suppose someone tried to relaunch Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda. What would you change? Who would you cast? That's the question former Andromeda writer Zack Stentz posed in a forum, and former showrunner Robert Hewitt Wolfe chimed in with some suggestions.

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