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Sun Dec 6
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Let's see somebody dress up as Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.
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i opt for John Doe from Se7en. costume would be easy, but for the fingerprint excision.
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Just the genitals or the whole package?
Personally, I opt for just-genitals.
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You all will just cringe when you realize how futile your efforts are compared to my Sexy Lincoln.
Four score and seven drinks ago!
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Dude 1: "I need a Freddy Krueger claw and a stethoscope!"
Dude 2: "Why?"
Dude 1: "I'm gonna be Dr. Krueger."
Dude 2: "There's a pirate hook."
Dude 1: "Oh yeah! I could be Dr. Hook. [Pause] Oh, a ninja costume! Dr. Ninja! [Pause] Dr. Freddy Ninja! [Pause] I just think, man, the more shit you throw together, the better the costume, right?"
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@Meredith Woerner: I learned that day how hard it is for me not to reflexively look at someone and telegraph with my expression what a noid I think they are.