@disatess: Admittedly my first thought was 'hey, that's like that crazy turtle Pokemon', but I think that says more about my constantly selling the merchandise than about the design.
@Annalee Newitz: Me too. I so wish we had seen more of it. I'd even take a little comic book now. I'll have to just hang on to 9 though and sing "The Way We Were."
Don't worry. San Diego has its own sources of trouble, like crazy tank-drivers and, if I'm not mistaken, dinosaurs. (Didn't Jurassic Park 2 take place in SD?)
A couple thoughts - keeping in mind I'm not a geologist but I play one on TV (that is, if I was on TV and there was a role for me as a geologist)
1) Parkfield is in the middle of nowhere, halfway between San Fran and LA. It would suck for those in the vicinity but doesn't seem like it would be a big quake for the major cities.
2) Increased activity doesn't necessarily mean "major" quake, does it? Is there proof of that? It may just mean a quake is coming, but it could be a 3.0 or something.
Wait, didn't Superman fix the SAF in 1978? Why is it acting up now? Did he screw up? Jeez... one simply cannot trust superpowered aliens these days, can we?
@crashedpc : ゴキブリ and 蟑螂 division: I was working in downtown SF as a messenger. Saw a huge chunk of masonry miss squashing a little old lady by inches. Hordes of shellshocked dust-coated commuters staggering out of the BART (subway) stations like zombies.
Then the sun set and things got WeIRrDd.
@krispykrink: My sister was stuck in a collapsing building and had to jump onto the roof of the next building. Not really fun. I went through an earthquake in the Seattle-Tacoma airport. Sound like a freight train from a few feet away, everything shaking (duh), light fixtures and anything not bolted falling, water spraying from broken pipes, broken escalators and elevators, etc. After I got back from being marched out onto the runway I rented a car, drove to Portland and caught another flight.
@Mathmos: San Jose. Indian Summer, 5 pm on a Tuesday. I had foregone my math homework for a round of Super Mario Brothers and was just getting up to switch the TV over to the World Series when the house started shaking.
"Oh well," I thought. "Another quake." (That's how we roll on the Isle of Califa.)
Then the liquor rack in the other room crashed to the ground, the floor decided to juggle me around a bit (no mean feat), and I figured it would be a good idea to stay prone for a while.
@allium: Did you finish your game of Super Mario Bros? Do you know how to get to the Minus Worlds? Say what you will about them - sure, you swim forever until you run out of time, but at least there are no earthquakes to be found in the Minus Worlds.
I recently read an article from the "Metaphysical Universe Journal of Crop Mathematics" suggesting an extension from crop circles to crop spheres.
The math is really complicated so I won't explain it in detail here. Suffice it to say that it involves proving that, quantum mechanically, 1 + 1 can have any value, including negative ones.
The bottom line is that crop spheres are better predictors than crop circles because they have one extra dimension which the aliens can use to pass information to us.
The authors expect to see crop spheres appearing soon in mountains all over the world.
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alright I give you that . :)
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Don't worry. San Diego has its own sources of trouble, like crazy tank-drivers and, if I'm not mistaken, dinosaurs. (Didn't Jurassic Park 2 take place in SD?)
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1) Parkfield is in the middle of nowhere, halfway between San Fran and LA. It would suck for those in the vicinity but doesn't seem like it would be a big quake for the major cities.
2) Increased activity doesn't necessarily mean "major" quake, does it? Is there proof of that? It may just mean a quake is coming, but it could be a 3.0 or something.
3) The world isn't ending until 2012.
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Then the sun set and things got WeIRrDd.
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"Oh well," I thought. "Another quake." (That's how we roll on the Isle of Califa.)
Then the liquor rack in the other room crashed to the ground, the floor decided to juggle me around a bit (no mean feat), and I figured it would be a good idea to stay prone for a while.
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See! He's on OUR side. Take that, Mormons!
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Then why isn't sending ap ox on Salt Lake ity?
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"that's the only way to be sure"
You betcha!
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I hear that the brains of people who believe in crop circles make for very good fertilizers, 'cause they're full of shit.
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I'm sure they do, to other people who believe in this pseudoscientific crap. After all, these other people swallow a lot of shit.
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Or, perhaps, an expert on "crop mathematics" ?
I recently read an article from the "Metaphysical Universe Journal of Crop Mathematics" suggesting an extension from crop circles to crop spheres.
The math is really complicated so I won't explain it in detail here. Suffice it to say that it involves proving that, quantum mechanically, 1 + 1 can have any value, including negative ones.
The bottom line is that crop spheres are better predictors than crop circles because they have one extra dimension which the aliens can use to pass information to us.
The authors expect to see crop spheres appearing soon in mountains all over the world.
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