Step right up, it's the grand finale of the grand finale of the Twilight saga! Watch the first teaser trailer for Breaking Dawn: Part 2. Bella has become a newborn vampire, which means she now wears red contacts and lipstick. Can Bella handle her mad thirst for blood? Or will her new vampire powers cause her to…

Want to know what Bella looks like in the final chapter of the Twilight franchise? Spoilers! For those of you just tuning in, the last movie featured Edward ripping their half vampire, half human baby out of Bella's body with his teeth. He had to turn Bella into a vampire to keep her alive. Breaking Dawn: Part 2…

Many new moons ago, we gave you the 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products. It's been two years since then — and tons more ridiculous Twilight merchandise has been shilled to the legions of Twihards across the globe. Here is our second collection of the most ridiculous Twilight shwag ever created.

Spoiler Alert! In The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1Edward Cullen chews on Bella's placenta (for reasons. We're not going to spoil everything. You'll have to go see it to find out why.)

It's the beginning of the end for Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. Breaking Dawn Part 1 promises so much for the vampires who sparkle and their clumsy human mates — including one of the most famous sex scenes in literary history, followed by one of the most famous birth scenes! Watch the first clips now!

Twilight is both a guilty pleasure and an easy target (which is one of things we love about it). But more Twilight books? Please, Stephenie Meyer — enough is enough!

The Simpsons' annual Treehouse of Horror's big celebrity cameo this year is none other than THE Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe. But in a twist, he's playing another beloved teen icon — "Edward" the vampire. Check out Radcliffe's Simpsons-meets-Twilight look.

What if Edward Cullen swapped his brooding sob sessions for fisticuffs, against a vampire-hunting SWAT team? That would have been a whole other cinematic disaster... and apparently, that's just what Hollywood originally wanted. Read what Twi-harder could have been.

The Cullens wield their vampire power of matching outfits. Rallying for a woody melee is no reason to miss an opportunity to fall into the Forks' Gap. New images from Twilight's Eclipse mean it's time to play Caption This!

Twilight's hometown, Forks, Washington, is getting its own reality TV series, because we can't stop until the last drop of merchandising blood has been suckled from Stephenie Meyer's heaving money maker. Let's hope it includes the Twilight Themed Hotel.