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@Dr Emilio Lizardo: Nope, I have seen the first movie (my english teacher forced us to watch it, but I literally wasn't paying attention because there was a dog chasing two squirrels out by a tree! I mean literally two squirrels, oh what fun I had watching that dog, what was I talking about again?a yes) and she seemed like she was about to puke all over Edward and he seemed like he was about to suffer from a seizure. Also, I CAN'T get over the fact that some girls found it romantic that a vampire was watching her SLEEP! A VAMPIRE!!UGH/rant
"Bella, I'm strong enough for a man, but made for a woman, while being hairy enough for a wolf, and hot enough for the MILFs who come to see the movie with their daughters. And gay sons."
@Dresan: Please, in college I had pink lights in my room all the time. But I was in a sorority and also drank wine out of a diet coke can during meetings all the time...
Jacob: I wish I could explain, but I *literally* can't.
Bella: You mean like you have no mouth but you must scream?
(Jacob tilts head to one side, a fiercely constipated look on his face)
Bella: Don't ask me, I just try to read my lines while looking like I'm fighting to not pass gas.
"Okay, the free-running into her 2nd story window didn't impress. My rippling muscles are flawless, but I still haven't sealed the deal. Time to get cryptic and self-loathey!"
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Jacob's secret side job, posing for t-shirts.
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"Don't you hate that wet werewolf smell"
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Bella: "Uhhh....skins?"
Jacob: "Wrong. Edward was skins. The game just went into overtime...literally."
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"Bella, I'm strong enough for a man, but made for a woman, while being hairy enough for a wolf, and hot enough for the MILFs who come to see the movie with their daughters. And gay sons."
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How's the temperature in Washington at that time of the year?
These are the questions that take away my sleep.
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Bella: You mean like you have no mouth but you must scream?
(Jacob tilts head to one side, a fiercely constipated look on his face)
Bella: Don't ask me, I just try to read my lines while looking like I'm fighting to not pass gas.
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-- The Edward Cullen School of Bedroom Angst
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