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    Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy

    Twilight 3: Less Sparkle, More Blood And Guts

    Twilight Should Shed Its Vampire Drag And Embrace Its Sappy Self
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    I got nuthin' and I can't stand the whole phenomena. But does Bella look nauseous through the whole series, or just this scene?
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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    11/18/09

    @Dr Emilio Lizardo: Nope, I have seen the first movie (my english teacher forced us to watch it, but I literally wasn't paying attention because there was a dog chasing two squirrels out by a tree! I mean literally two squirrels, oh what fun I had watching that dog, what was I talking about again?a yes) and she seemed like she was about to puke all over Edward and he seemed like he was about to suffer from a seizure. Also, I CAN'T get over the fact that some girls found it romantic that a vampire was watching her SLEEP! A VAMPIRE!!UGH/rant
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    Image of kosai kosai
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy

    Jacob's secret side job, posing for t-shirts.
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    Image of templepriest templepriest
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    Thanks for the tummy rub. Now I get to touch you - Cliterally
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/18/09

    @templepriest: Oooooooooooooh. That made me laugh.
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    Image of gorehound gorehound
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    "It's Time to show the New Moons"
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    Bob Barker Says: "Make sure your Lycanthropes are spayed or neutered!"
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    Image of Hamslicer Hamslicer
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    With the look on her face throughout that whole clip...

    "Don't you hate that wet werewolf smell"
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    Image of BangarangRufio867 BangarangRufio867
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    Jacob: "Sorry I got in so late. Me and Edward were playing some baseball. We played Shirts vs. Skins. Can you guess which team I played for?"

    Bella: "Uhhh....skins?"

    Jacob: "Wrong. Edward was skins. The game just went into overtime...literally."
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    Meredith Woerner promoted this comment crashedpc - Haifisch approved this comment BangarangRufio867 was starred BangarangRufio867 was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    "I suppose you'll want to do it doggy-style.."
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    "Tell me your secret, Jacob."

    "Bella, I'm strong enough for a man, but made for a woman, while being hairy enough for a wolf, and hot enough for the MILFs who come to see the movie with their daughters. And gay sons."
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Dresan Dresan
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    Anyone else has Christmas lights in their bedroom as decoration? Just curious really.
    How's the temperature in Washington at that time of the year?

    These are the questions that take away my sleep.
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    Image of PhDelish PhDelish
    11/18/09

    @Dresan: Please, in college I had pink lights in my room all the time. But I was in a sorority and also drank wine out of a diet coke can during meetings all the time...
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    Dresan promoted this comment PhDelish was starred PhDelish was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/18/09

    @Dresan: Pretty cold actually. People say that we're temperate but it's LIES. At the very least, Jacob should be pretty soggy due to the rain.
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    Image of Dresan Dresan
    11/18/09

    @PhDelish: Ah! Still marginally better than drinking tequila out of an empty Nestea bottle.
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    Image of Dresan Dresan
    11/18/09

    @MargaretMoony: He would be if HE WORE ANY CLOTHES.
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    Image of PhDelish PhDelish
    11/19/09

    @Dresan: Hero!
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    Image of WLDaywalker WLDaywalker
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    Jacob: I wish I could explain, but I *literally* can't.
    Bella: You mean like you have no mouth but you must scream?
    (Jacob tilts head to one side, a fiercely constipated look on his face)
    Bella: Don't ask me, I just try to read my lines while looking like I'm fighting to not pass gas.
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    Image of downwithdebbie downwithdebbie
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    Please, let's get this man an intervention to stop the unnecessary (and not accurate) "literally."
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    Meredith Woerner promoted this comment downwithdebbie was starred downwithdebbie was unstarred
    Image of darkmarker darkmarker
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    "Okay, the free-running into her 2nd story window didn't impress. My rippling muscles are flawless, but I still haven't sealed the deal. Time to get cryptic and self-loathey!"

    -- The Edward Cullen School of Bedroom Angst
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    Image of shauntacular shauntacular
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    shirtless guy - I've always wanted to look like one of guys you see in the pictures of hair salons....i'll make a face like this...*makes face*
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    The-Simpsons-Rule!! promoted this comment shauntacular was starred shauntacular was unstarred
    Image of acrobatic rabbit acrobatic rabbit
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    If you scratch me in the right place, my leg will shake uncontrollably. Want to know where?
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    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    11/18/09

    @acrobatic rabbit: HA.
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