One of these days I'm gonna go up to Vancouver and hang out there and hope someone mistakes it for New York so that something cool like this happens on my coast. #calendar
I am going to go hide in my secret lair and cry. No one ever comes to New Mexico. Except Simon Pegg and Gerard Butler, but I don't think they would be as much fun as a troupe of Io9ers. Maybe SP would. #calendar
i think d.c. is the walter koening of major US cities. people laugh at the silly things we say but no one ever wants to hang out with us.
"hey new york, you should come down and visit sometime"
"no that's ok"
"well maybe i could come up"
"i don't know, you'd have to make it through delaware and new jersey. maybe you should just stay home and read or something."
then new york goes off and does something fun and cool with phili and boston or something and we're stuck here on the chesapeake with nothing to do but eat crabs and polish all our marble.
@tetracycloide: all we get are those damn crummy politicians.... for any decent get-together you've got to drive to Beruit...er....Baltimore... #calendar
@tetracycloide: boo-frickin-hoo. you should try living in Orlando. if DC is walter koenig, Orlando would be one of those random cave-men from "Spock's Brain." #calendar
@cletar: i always thought of the major cities of the west and east coast being divided into two separate and, for the most part, equal groups much like TOS and TNG. LA would be Worf i think. #calendar
@tetracycloide: Ok, if the US is a sixties TV show, the credits would be:
(imagine a sixties announcer voice, or the names whooshing by like in Star Trek)
The United States!
starring!
New York!
*and*
Los Angeles!
*also starring*
Chicago!
TNG would be some other cities that had become more prominent in the 80s--places that got expansion franchises.
Atlanta!
Houston!
*with special guest star*
Phoenix!
Worf would be more like Houston--aggressive, muggy, acts tough but gets the crap beat out of him all the time by the alien hurricanes. #calendar
@braak: is there some way i can not be in phili on the 13th that does not result in my death? perhaps i could read the script or something? what if i promise to read it while acting it out with pupets who each have their own voice? #calendar
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If I weren't Canadian - and insufferably perky - I'd be depressed, eh? #calendar
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Isn't that why we have these little tag pages, like #dcmeetup ? #calendar
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#lameetup #calendar
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"hey new york, you should come down and visit sometime"
"no that's ok"
"well maybe i could come up"
"i don't know, you'd have to make it through delaware and new jersey. maybe you should just stay home and read or something."
then new york goes off and does something fun and cool with phili and boston or something and we're stuck here on the chesapeake with nothing to do but eat crabs and polish all our marble.
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New York is Kirk. LA would be Spock. McCoy would have to be Chicago. #calendar
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(imagine a sixties announcer voice, or the names whooshing by like in Star Trek)
The United States!
starring!
New York!
*and*
Los Angeles!
*also starring*
Chicago!
TNG would be some other cities that had become more prominent in the 80s--places that got expansion franchises.
Atlanta!
Houston!
*with special guest star*
Phoenix!
Worf would be more like Houston--aggressive, muggy, acts tough but gets the crap beat out of him all the time by the alien hurricanes. #calendar
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Otherwise, I will kill you. #calendar
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@tetracycloide: I wrote it. #calendar
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Wait, unless...yes. Yes! BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Your days are numbered, crashedpc. They are numbered!!! #calendar
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Very well. For interested parties, I shall make the script available via Threat Quality Press.
In a few days, after the premiere, once I've found a good way to do it. #calendar
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Getting into Austin during SXSW, unless you live there, is pretty much a nightmare.
Which isn't to say I wouldn't try to make, but that's going to be some tough going. #calendar
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