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    Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]

    Inseminoid. The Name Says It All [NSFW]

    A Crash Course In Alien Reproduction [NSFW]

    In SF, Third Breast Is More Common Than Third Eye
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    Image of --Core-- --Core--
    04/18/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    I have to say... that, last video was by my favorite. That alien chick rode him hard!


    Well, actually my favorite one would be the shipped filled with women and the nice kansas girl... yada yada. (was there a title to that one?) I clicked the title link, but it seemed to take me to a different video.


    Anyways, the rest of the video clips freaked me out.. and somewhat put me in a state of shock. Good thing the ending one wasn't so bad.. well except for the alien fetus bit.. didn't really like that.


    Why do all American movies make alien women out to be so evil, seriously why!?. Compared to the Asian films I have watched, its like lemons turned into lemonade. American movies its like lemons, and then there ground up and the juice is thrown in your eyes.. whats up with that..

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    04/18/09

    @--Core--: *Shipped = ship.. my bad.
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/18/09

    @--Core--: The ship commanded by women is from Space Thing, which is available from Something Weird.
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    Image of glwtta glwtta
    04/17/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    Can't believe you left you Torchwood! At least 50% of the first season was awkward alien sex - started with the usual "aliens feeding on sexual energy thing" and just got weirder from there.
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    04/18/09

    @glwtta: Yeah, but Torchwood seemed to feature more sexy sex, not awkward tentacles-coming-out-of-nipples... sex.
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    04/17/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    The thrill of the hunt! The taste of the shunt!


    I love Society, as well as its obvious influence on Slither.

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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @vulcanized and zombified: You seem like someone with surpassing taste and distinction.
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    04/18/09

    @Charlie Jane Anders: I do what I can. I must give credit, though, as I have had some of the best to guide me.


    @Discodave: Slither is definitely worth a watch. It's got the Fillion, Elizabeth Banks, and awesome slug explosions.

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    04/17/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    @ Raj Saxena

    "Is that J. Peterman that Bond Girl is making out with?"


    It sure is.

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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @yrag: Oh man, you're right...
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @DumbledoreCalrissian: Not to mention Deep Space Nine's weird sex moments of course.
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    Image of DumbledoreCalrissian DumbledoreCalrissian
    04/17/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    Star Trek: TNG really was great for awkward sex moments. Or maybe I'm just remembering it that way because I watched it as a teenager, with my parents.
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @DumbledoreCalrissian: Voyager had Harry Kim's alien STD. And Enterprise had Trip's pregnancy. But for my money, TNG brought the sexual awkardness best of all.
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @DumbledoreCalrissian: Or the animated series!
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @DumbledoreCalrissian: Oops, this went up in the wrong thread. Not to mention Deep Space Nine!
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    Image of firestorm888 firestorm888
    04/17/09

    In reply to Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]
    By the screen cap on the first clip - the post looked *so* promising.... until...
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    04/17/09

    @firestorm888: Until what? I'm curious!
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    12/29/08

    In reply to Inseminoid. The Name Says It All [NSFW]
    So what was with the snow falling on the spinning lady on the table shot?


    And seriously, what perspective were they shooting the woman from? She looked like a Chucky doll silhouette.

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    Image of smapdi smapdi
    12/27/08

    In reply to Inseminoid. The Name Says It All [NSFW]
    If you play it backwards it is like she is getting a colonic at an alien day spa.
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    Image of phoenix phoenix
    12/29/08

    @smapdi: oh HELL.
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    Image of Plague Plague
    12/27/08

    In reply to Inseminoid. The Name Says It All [NSFW]
    This and Galaxy Of Terror is a double bill. Of. GENIUS.


    And yes, Klebert, I'll toss Xtro in there as well for a triple bill.

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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    12/27/08

    In reply to Inseminoid. The Name Says It All [NSFW]
    this is like the handmaid's tale, except .... um.... WTF?
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    Image of goldfarb goldfarb
    12/26/08

    In reply to Inseminoid. The Name Says It All [NSFW]
    I'll stand by my belief that Future Kill ([www.imdb.com]) is the worst film ever released theatrically...

    and it has (by a huge margin) the worst poster quality : movie quality ratio of all time
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    12/27/08

    @goldfarb:
    Future Kill isn't even close to making the IMDB Top 100 Worse Films list, with a rating in the "3" range. Personally, I have to go with Manos: The Hands of Fate (the HIMYM people agree with me, and the MST3K people couldn't even salvage it by making fun of it).


    @capnrob:
    Gah. I read that novel in high school, and when I went to college we actually found one of the various Nightfall movies (yes, there was more than one) in the rental section at a local grocery/department store. One of my other college buddies was familiar with the story, and on our combined recomendation the group of us picked that title up to rent. I don't remember a lot about it other than the fact that they reduced the number of suns to three, they had some weird low-tech cult, and they would strap people down to some sort of sacrificial table and let birds eat their eyes out.


    It was such a sad moment in my life. The novel is amazing and really deserves to have a solid movie based on it, but it sounds like each successive attempt gets even worse and more low-budget than the last. Heck, one such attempt was even filmed in either Turkey or India.

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    12/29/08

    @goldfarb: I rented Future Kill on the strength of the box art alone, and after that modified my rental habits. As this was before the internet, I ended up having to ask the rental store people if they had seen it. I found out later that the rental guy was going to tell me not to rent Future Kill, but his manager was there, and he didn't want to get in trouble.
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    Image of Annalee Newitz Annalee Newitz
    12/26/08

    In reply to Inseminoid. The Name Says It All [NSFW]
    Wait, is that a bong or just a really giant straw leading into a tapioca drink?
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    12/26/08

    In reply to Inseminoid. The Name Says It All [NSFW]
    If she's being inseminated with an injection, why does she need to be naked?
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    12/26/08

    @DrEmilioLizardo: I think the injection is just to prepare her...
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    Image of Klappstuhl Klappstuhl
    12/26/08

    In reply to Inseminoid. The Name Says It All [NSFW]
    Words fail me.


    But hey, so does this film!

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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    12/26/08

    @Klappstuhl: Pretty much summed it up right there. :)
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