Final Proof That Darth Vader Should Not Haggle

Last night's special Star Wars-themed Deal or No Deal left no cliché untouched, from the "may the force be with you jokes" to the Leia-slave and Stormtrooper costumes and blaster sound effects. I'm all for camp, but watching the Darth Vader brokering with the contestants as the night's replacement "Banker" really… » 4/29/08 12:24pm 4/29/08 12:24pm

Prequels Aren't Just Dumb, They're Evil

Star Trek and Star Wars keep venturing down the dreary route of prequels, and in the process, they've made the universe a way less interesting place. But prequels aren't just boring and predictable — they're also morally wrong and a scourge on humanity, because they portray people as helpless pawns of a history that's… » 3/17/08 4:30pm 3/17/08 4:30pm