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    Firefighters' Manual Teaches First Reponders to Deal with UFO Attacks
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    11/07/08

    In reply to Firefighters' Manual Teaches First Reponders to Deal with UFO Attacks
    Personally, I thought the bartender at the beginning of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy had the best plan.


    "I thought we were supposed to lie down or put paper bags over our heads or something."


    "If you like, yeah."


    "Will that help?"


    "No."


    Seriously, if the BEMs invade, that's about we can do to stop them.

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    11/07/08

    @corpore-metal: That, or sneeze on them.
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    11/07/08

    In reply to Firefighters' Manual Teaches First Reponders to Deal with UFO Attacks
    what about zombies?
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    11/07/08

    @ldevitt: When zombies attack, it is best to spread fire, not fight it.
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