Ice Worms, Bondage, and Ass-Grabbing on Flash Gordon

Poor Flash and his pals are in quite a pickle. The evil usurper who rules Frigia has chained them up to die a painful death in the jaws of the bone-grinding ice worm. Luckily, a cool lady fighter with awesome steampunk goggles rescues them, but not until after she grabs Flash's ass and calls him Blondie. You think… » 1/28/08 10:20am 1/28/08 10:20am

Flash and Aura Get Slimy to Fight a Tentacle

I definitely fought one of these angry tentacle trees in the "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks" AD&D module, but I didn't receive any aid from nubile ladies like Aura. In this clip, some weird extraneous plot device compels Aura to strip down to her red corset and short shorts, cover herself in oil (!!!), and rescue… » 1/22/08 7:20am 1/22/08 7:20am

A Tender Moment with a Deviate, Plus Mouth Acting

You knew it would happen after I defended Flash Gordon on Friday. Yes, I watched the new episode that night and now I've got one of the highlights here for you to watch, just so you don't have to endure the whole thing. I could have chosen the scene where a scientist dominatrix lady from Mongo used a brain implant to… » 1/07/08 9:20am 1/07/08 9:20am

You Just Don't Understand Women Possessed by Alien Witches

So I am always having this problem where I use a rift generator to visit Mongo, and when I'm there witches try to steal my body because I'm so hot. I always wiggle out of it but Dale wasn't so lucky in Friday night's episode. Flash's former flame gets possessed by an alien witch who basically just wants to dress up… » 12/03/07 7:30am 12/03/07 7:30am