When an Ordinary Schmo Gets an All-Powerful Sidekick (And Still Can't…

By Amanda Yesilbas and Charlie Jane Anders. It's Monday, the day when we all recognize how powerless we are in the face of a cruel, unbending cosmos. But what if we could have a best friend with the power to reshape reality, or work miracles with the snap of a finger? Our lives would still suck, according to science… » 3/25/13 11:28am 3/25/13 11:28am