Zombie-scented perfumes make you smell less attractive to the undead

Usually a person dabs on a bit of perfume in hopes of attracting someone else's attention, but could a zombie-scented perfume repel the affections of the flesh-craving dead? Demeter Fragrance Library, purveyors of all sorts of offbeat scents, have come up with a pair of undead-themed perfumes that could come in handy… » 3/09/13 3:00pm 3/09/13 3:00pm