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All of these predictions discounted corporate greed as a factor. We could have those things now, well, maybe not the protable quantum generators, if they could be shown to boost corporate bottom lines sufficiently.
In the year 2017 the Google cloud system becomes self aware. By 2019 the war against the machines is already over, and humanity is no longer the dominant species on the planet.
@tipsymongoose:
And those that are left are wandering around in tunnels wanting to scream but having no mouths*.
*The concept of having no mouth and needing to scream being the sole creation of Harlan Ellison in his short story "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" copyright (c)1967 . Please don't sue me.
"while an implanted microchip in your forearm adjusted the lights and heating systems of any building you walked into."
Somehow I don't picture that working out too well. The building's HVAC system would go into overdrive if it had to readjust every time a new person entered.
@The_Sporean_Bob: I think it would still be more energy efficient to just set the temp at 72 F and leave it. Even if it was an average, that average would have to be recalculated each time a new person entered. A few degrees plus or minus may not seem like much but it would put a constant drain on the HVAC system.
Now I could see an implanted microchip working like in Minority Report. Where the building's display systems could convey info that is unique to each person. I don't mean to lecture, it's just that I deal with building control systems in my profession so I tend to have strong opinions about it.
Predictions for 2020:
After Lady Gaga's insidious plan comes to fruition we all become one with the Gagaverse transcending space and time as we know it.
I don't understand why you'd have a microchip implanted in your arm with all that data stuff. Why wouldn't you just keep a tag in your pocket, or something?
I feel like the surgery doesn't really offer any practical benefit.
@braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Yes. Most have weak loops on them that snap off when you are putting them in your pocket and don't notice. Or the loop is attached to a slip cover that comes off when you are not looking. I love being able to carry around my data with me but have lost so many of them. My last year of college, I left the one containing our project in the school computer twice, had it fall out of my pocket once, had it come off the lanyard around my neck once, and had the keychain part break twice.
@LittleDragon: I feel like, "building jump drives with better keychains" would be an easier and more practical investment of resources than, "devising a way to implant jump drives directly into your arm."
I mean, I don't want to shoot down anyone's vision of the future, or anything, but shortest distance, you know?
@braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Yeah I completely agree. Inch by inch, life is a cinch. Yard by yard, life is very very hard. But they already have come up with fairly non-intrusive chip implants. Some thing like those tracker chips for pets.
Species that fill their biological niches (defined by expanding to their geographical limits, whilst still maintaining complete biological contact) always, always experience population crashes.
Of ninety percent.
Current global population 6,790 million.
Future global population? ... either 8,000 million or 800 million.
In 15 years? ... flip a coin.
In your lifetime? ... it depends on how long you live.
12/19/09
I mean, my 1967 Polara has internet access whenever I'm carrying passengers...
-Kle.
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And those that are left are wandering around in tunnels wanting to scream but having no mouths*.
*The concept of having no mouth and needing to scream being the sole creation of Harlan Ellison in his short story "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" copyright (c)1967 . Please don't sue me.
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Yeah. Was it 4:20 when he said that?
12/18/09
Somehow I don't picture that working out too well. The building's HVAC system would go into overdrive if it had to readjust every time a new person entered.
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Now I could see an implanted microchip working like in Minority Report. Where the building's display systems could convey info that is unique to each person. I don't mean to lecture, it's just that I deal with building control systems in my profession so I tend to have strong opinions about it.
12/18/09
After Lady Gaga's insidious plan comes to fruition we all become one with the Gagaverse transcending space and time as we know it.
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I feel like the surgery doesn't really offer any practical benefit.
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I mean, I don't want to shoot down anyone's vision of the future, or anything, but shortest distance, you know?
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12/16/09
Of ninety percent.
Current global population 6,790 million.
Future global population? ... either 8,000 million or 800 million.
In 15 years? ... flip a coin.
In your lifetime? ... it depends on how long you live.
12/16/09
Bigger.
So, like today, only worse. Or better, if you like that.
-Kle.
12/16/09