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Inseminoid. The Name Says It All [NSFW]

Charlie Jane Anders — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:09:14 PST

I thought Evil Aliens had the most heinous alien impregnation scene... until I saw 1981's Inseminoid, a low-rent Alien clone. And yes, this alien has a bong for a penis. Clip is NSFW.

In Inseminoid, a team of archeologists land on an alien planet, and discover some weird crystals. Which make them go nuts, or something. They all start dying, in totally ludicrous ways. Then the ship's doctor, for some reason, injects Sandy with something and gets the bug-eyed alien to inseminate her. Afterwards, the now-pregnant Sandy goes around killing the rest of her shipmates, before giving birth to aliens. (Weirdly, the ship's doctor, and the alien that knocks Sandy up, both disappear from the film after the half-hour mark. You really only glimpse the daddy alien for about 20 seconds of the film, total.)

Inseminoid may actually be the worst] science fiction film ever made. Well, maybe not. But it's up there. Interestingly, it came out in the same year as Galaxy Of Terror, another entry in the disgusting pervy alien genre. [IMDB]

The Ultimate Treasure Trove of Human-Alien Love

Annalee Newitz — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:53:35 PST

If you can't get enough of the scene in Galaxy of Terror where that lady does something nasty with a giant worm, then we've got a serious treat for you. There's an entire fan community out there devoted to recreating the wonders of wormly ravishment, and they've stashed a bunch of their creations at a site featuring GOT girls — you know, Galaxy of Terror girls.

I feel like I've been completely remiss in my perversion-hunting because I'd never heard of GOT girls until a few days ago. This community has been around for so long that some of these delightful nasties are done in really old-school flash animation. But others are just timelessly great fan art created with Photoshop, pencils, and even a few real-life people in costume. Oh GOT girl, now that I know you, how can I ever let you go?

Got Fan Art Site Vault [official site archive]

Ali Larter Mashup Image Created by Clusteron.

The Best Worm Sex Death Scene in the Galaxy [NSFW]

Annalee Newitz — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:30:00 PST

This scene from 1981 Z-movie Galaxy of Terror will destroy your moral center and make you see giant worms in a whole new light. You've got your classic scifi horror plot where a ship crash-lands on a planet answering a distress call . . . and discovers an alien thingamabob that manifests their greatest fears! One of the crew, whose main characteristic is hotness, is really really scared of maggots. And so of course, she meets a giant maggot. Who eats her . . . in a number of ways. Don't say I didn't warn you about this one, kids.

Aside from being one of the perviest, cheesiest flicks I've ever seen, Galaxy of Terror is packed with groovy B-list actors like Erin Moran (Joanie from Happy Days), a peppy, cute pre-Nightmare on Elm Street Robert Englund, bad guy Ray Walston (Mr. Hand from Fast Times at Ridgemont High), and a seriously tough captain played by Grace Zabriskie (the crazy mom from Big Love). And it even has a great, pseudo-philosophical ending with Xanadu-style effects. [Galaxy of Terror via IMDB]