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    Crank Creators + Television = Zeroes

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    Image of FrankN.Stein FrankN.Stein
    11/03/09

    In reply to Crank Creators + Television = Zeroes
    will there be public sex? otherwise i'm not interested... #crank
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    Belabras ate my dingo! promoted this comment FrankN.Stein was starred FrankN.Stein was unstarred
    Image of Jesse Astle Jesse Astle
    11/02/09

    In reply to Crank Creators + Television = Zeroes
    So, basically it's an hour long show of there only being ten seconds left on the timer. #crank
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    schrodingers-katana promoted this comment Jesse Astle was starred Jesse Astle was unstarred
    Image of schrodingers-katana schrodingers-katana
    11/02/09

    @Jesse Astle: Seems to work out pretty well for "MacGruber"... #crank
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    Image of Strakus Strakus
    11/02/09

    In reply to Crank Creators + Television = Zeroes
    I'm always cracked up when the pitchmen for a show or movie line up their selling points, and it exactly mirrors what grated on my nerves at their last outing. Action-quotient arms races are a dead end- you trade enough precedents for, and consequences, of, the action for more of said action and pretty soon all you have left is noises and shapes. Does modern TV not have enough action- are there not enough shootouts on the Shield, or nuclear exchanges on BSG, or murders on Dexter? Is there really a market for this? (Weeps when the realization strikes that Michael Bay's continued existence is proof there is such a market.) #crank
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    schrodingers-katana promoted this comment Strakus was starred Strakus was unstarred
    Image of schrodingers-katana schrodingers-katana
    11/02/09

    @Strakus: "Coming to FOX this summer from executive producer Michael Bay. When you need something blown up real good, you call... THE DEMOLITIONISTS. Because plots are for pussies!" #crank
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    schrodingers-katana was starred schrodingers-katana was unstarred
    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    11/02/09

    @schrodingers-katana: Sadly, it would get huge ratings.

    There's a show on Discovery Channel called "Destroyed In Seconds". All it is is a half-hour of some dude standing around in a junkyard doing intros of "And then, in Podunk Idaho..." and they show nothing but buildings exploding, cars crashing, XTreeem sports guys smashing themselves to bits.

    So it's being done right now. #crank
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    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. was starred Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of schrodingers-katana schrodingers-katana
    11/02/09

    @Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: We could always just make it a cop drama where the team uses dynamite instead of guns? Ooh! Or guns that shoot sticks of dynamite! #crank
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    schrodingers-katana was starred schrodingers-katana was unstarred
    Image of brentbent: C.O.C.K.R.O.A.C.H. )for all the queer super villians out there( brentbent: C.O.C.K.R.O.A.C.H. )for all the queer super villians out there(
    11/02/09

    @Strakus: If there's a market for wrestling then there is a market for this. Sports are the same for me, all action, no plot, and no rael character development, which equals boring in my book. #crank
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    schrodingers-katana promoted this comment brentbent: C.O.C.K.R.O.A.C.H. )for all the queer super villians out there( was starred brentbent: C.O.C.K.R.O.A.C.H. )for all the queer super villians out there( was unstarred
    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    11/02/09

    @schrodingers-katana: Lasers on some, dynamite on others. BOOM! #crank
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    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. was starred Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of spocko spocko
    11/02/09

    @schrodingers-katana: HA! And they K9 companions could shoot bees from their mouths when they bark. #crank
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    schrodingers-katana promoted this comment spocko was starred spocko was unstarred
    Image of ceptri ceptri
    11/02/09

    In reply to Crank Creators + Television = Zeroes
    Make it 30 minutes long. Write a 60 minute show and just don't film the first 30! Sounds great! #crank
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    RoboBagins promoted this comment ceptri was starred ceptri was unstarred
    Image of RoboBagins RoboBagins
    11/02/09

    @ceptri: It's so sad that I agree with a comment like this. #crank
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    Image of gorehound gorehound
    11/02/09

    In reply to Crank Creators + Television = Zeroes
    who cares about plot when you have guns and gore and death...........
    might be good on a ADULT channel but they will make it PG13 and remove all the good stuff so this show will fail quickly. #crank
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    gorehound was starred gorehound was unstarred
    Image of brentbent: C.O.C.K.R.O.A.C.H. )for all the queer super villians out there( brentbent: C.O.C.K.R.O.A.C.H. )for all the queer super villians out there(
    11/02/09

    In reply to Crank Creators + Television = Zeroes
    George: The story is the foundation of all entertainment. You must have a good story otherwise it's just masturbation.

    [George is the only one laughing]

    Russel: And people really have to care about the characters.

    George: Care? Forget about care. Love. They have to love the characters. Otherwise, why would they keep tuning in?

    Jerry: Wouldn't tune in.

    George: Would they tune in?

    Jerry: No tune.

    Russel: We like to look at the show as if it were in EKG. You have your highs and your lows and it goes up and down.

    George: The show will be like a heart attack!

    Jerry: Just a huge massive coronary. #crank
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    ManchuCandidate promoted this comment brentbent: C.O.C.K.R.O.A.C.H. )for all the queer super villians out there( was starred brentbent: C.O.C.K.R.O.A.C.H. )for all the queer super villians out there( was unstarred
    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    11/02/09

    @brentbent: C.O.C.K.R.O.A.C.H. )for all the queer super villians out there(:
    Sounds about right: Action Seinfeld. #crank
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    ManchuCandidate was starred ManchuCandidate was unstarred
    Image of brentbent: C.O.C.K.R.O.A.C.H. )for all the queer super villians out there( brentbent: C.O.C.K.R.O.A.C.H. )for all the queer super villians out there(
    11/02/09

    @ManchuCandidate: That's exactly what I thought, Action Seinfeld, but I decided making my point by quoting the script makes me more cool. #crank
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    brentbent: C.O.C.K.R.O.A.C.H. )for all the queer super villians out there( was starred brentbent: C.O.C.K.R.O.A.C.H. )for all the queer super villians out there( was unstarred
    Image of shaunmcilroy shaunmcilroy
    11/02/09

    In reply to Crank Creators + Television = Zeroes
    It's almost like NBC are taking the most exciting parts of Heroes, calling it Zeroes and hoping it does well #crank
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    shaunmcilroy was starred shaunmcilroy was unstarred
    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    11/02/09

    In reply to Crank Creators + Television = Zeroes
    It stars Jay Leno frantically attempting to get our attention for under $5ok per epsiode. #crank
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    NotChoinski was starred NotChoinski was unstarred
    Image of Roklimber Roklimber
    11/02/09

    In reply to Crank Creators + Television = Zeroes
    SWAT for the 21st century TV audience. #crank
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    Roklimber was starred Roklimber was unstarred
    Image of Belabras ate my dingo! Belabras ate my dingo!
    11/02/09

    In reply to Crank Creators + Television = Zeroes
    Well that should work for about a season, but I don't really see this becoming a long running show. #crank
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    Belabras ate my dingo! was starred Belabras ate my dingo! was unstarred
    Image of Jassen Jassen
    11/02/09

    @Belabras ate my dingo!: Well it kinda worked for COPS and i imagine this show as something similar but with more action. #crank
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    Belabras ate my dingo! promoted this comment Jassen was starred Jassen was unstarred
    Image of RoboBagins RoboBagins
    11/02/09

    @Belabras ate my dingo!: In our present day world, where tonight's nightmares appear on the front page of the news? Sounds easy. Hijackings, kidnappings, hostages, serial killers, bank robbers, terrorists, more terrorists, freedom fighters, even more terrorists, terrorists disguised as other terrorists! #crank
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    Image of Alasdair5000 Alasdair5000
    11/02/09

    In reply to Crank Creators + Television = Zeroes
    So it's Thunderbirds level rescue/action fiction but REALLY CRAZY THE WHOLE TIME?!

    HELL yes I'm there:) #crank
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    Alasdair5000 was starred Alasdair5000 was unstarred
    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    11/02/09

    In reply to Crank Creators + Television = Zeroes
    Fuck plot and context. Guns! Guns!!! GUNSSSSS!!!!

    Just call it action porn. #crank
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    ManchuCandidate was starred ManchuCandidate was unstarred
    Image of Belabras ate my dingo! Belabras ate my dingo!
    11/02/09

    @ManchuCandidate:
    You say that like it's a bad thing. #crank
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    Belabras ate my dingo! was starred Belabras ate my dingo! was unstarred
    Image of RoboBagins RoboBagins
    11/02/09

    @ManchuCandidate: All that is missing is some Michael Bay.

    Sorry folks, I love that man. I know to turn off the thinker and light the fuse when sitting down to one of his movies. Even better in HD with kicking sound.

    It always needs more explosions! #crank
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    Image of Alessar Alessar
    09/08/09

    In reply to "Gamer" Is a Sex and Violence Epic With Balls
    I saw it Friday. I thought it was pretty good; not High Art but about 7.5/10. One thing I was impressed with was the pacing and cinematography. Everything was chopped up into such little pieces it actually cut down on the gore factor because (usually) anything super graphic was only on screen for .5-.75 seconds. ("Did I just see someone's leg blown off? Ulp...") There were a few places in the movie I'd have liked longer character moments or more exposition, but those weren't essential things so stylistic consistency was applied.

    I think that the sci fi element of it is good. It's a valid exploration of how we'd use (abuse) a new technology, wrapped up in a commercial shell of ultra-violent action movie. And yeah, it's a bit like Death Race 2000 meets Ghost in the Shell meet The Running Man.
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    Alessar was starred Alessar was unstarred
    Image of twophrasebark twophrasebark
    09/07/09

    In reply to September
    Ghost Town was great.
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    twophrasebark was starred twophrasebark was unstarred
    Image of deworde deworde
    09/07/09

    @twophrasebark: Seconded. What's wrong with Ghost Town, Graeme?
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    twophrasebark promoted this comment deworde was starred deworde was unstarred
    Image of wanion wanion
    09/08/09

    @twophrasebark, @deworde: Are you sure you guys aren't thinking about Ghost World? I haven't seen Ghost Town, but I've heard nothing but bad things, maybe I'll give it a chance though. Sure, why not trust random commenters on the internet?
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    wanion was starred wanion was unstarred
    Image of twophrasebark twophrasebark
    09/09/09

    @wanion: Yup. Ghost Town. It's a great film.
     Reply
    twophrasebark was starred twophrasebark was unstarred
    Image of disatess disatess
    09/06/09

    In reply to "Gamer" Is a Sex and Violence Epic With Balls
    it was a lousy mish-mash of old films slapped together
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    disatess was starred disatess was unstarred
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