Two years ago, io9's own Garrison Dean proved that Expendables 2 was the most important movie of summer 2012. (Yes, more important than Avengers.) Because America. And explosions. Now Dean is back, with a trailer that shows how Expendables 3 will help balance out the lingering sweetness of your Frozen addiction. »
The opening credits would probably look something like this. We're so excited about the return of Game of Thrones on Sunday, we asked our friend Garrison Dean to imagine what the show would look like if it was a classic 1970s-1980s sitcom. But what he came up with was way more insane than we ever expected. »
If you love action movies — nay, if you love America — then you owe it to yourself to see The Expendables 2 and make a space for things that aren't CG-heavy superhero spandexathons. That's the irrefutable logic of the new Expendables 2 trailer created by io9's own Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. This trailer came out last… »
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