How to collect genetic material from a male grey goose

There are few things more disturbing in the natural world than waterfowl reproduction. This video tutorial on how to procure semen from a grey goose only adds to my waxing apprehension of all things Anatidae. A hearty thanks goes out to Improbable Research for teaching us that geese are a David Cronenberg flick… » 1/22/12 8:15am 1/22/12 8:15am