1) Berlin was built on a marsh. Nice soft ground; it's been filled in for 750 years now, but a swamp is still a swamp. If these people were to dump 1000 meters of fill into a flat area, there will be a greater subsidence, and foundations around the area will crack as the ground sinks. The areas that were covered by glaciers during the last ice age are still rebounding- this is the obverse of that.
2) If you build a 1000 meter mountain, will you get avalanches? Once again, if you live down the road from the newly minted Tempelhofberg, keep aware of where you children are, during the winter.
3) Does it rain much? Landslides could be a joy as well. Landslides are more deadly then the avalanches. The rubble and debris from each landslide could be added to the new mountain. Hugh Grant might be able to explain what it's like to walk up a hill but come down a mountain.
Doesn't this seem like something they'd be doing in Dubai? #theberg
@PhDelish: You underestimate the power and lunacy of your average tourism board. First Berlin, then Orlando -- a full set of Floridian Alps, staffed by twirling animatronic Julie Andrews(es?). #theberg
Ooooh ooooh oooh...This gives me a great idea for the empty lot that was the former site of Mervyn's department store in San Lorenzo, CA. Oh...no, wait our gimmick is the liquor store with ample parking.
I love mountains, but this is just stupid.
the environmental impact will be huge, the loss of usable space, changes to the weather, the giant shadow, where are they going to get the material? will they also promote the "Giant Hole in the Ground" just outside of town?
why not make super efficient housing? using cutting edge materials and methods? make the area a model of future urban design?...with a big park in the middle...
or just make a huge go-kart track/paint ball park? #theberg
@goldfarb: make the area a model of future urban design sounds an awful lot like replacing a massively expensive earth works project with a urban construction project at least as costly and massive. furthermore the mountain could be a kick ass pain ball park in the summer. #theberg
@RandomFrequentFlierDent: haha...Toronto yes, Calgary no - everything there is only 30 years old.
although if Calgary built a subway (and junked that damn C-Train) then I'm with you. #theberg
Give the guy credit for whimsy, but the no-fun engineer in me asks:
1) who is going to pay for it?
2) where is Berlin going to get the millions upon millions of metric tons of rock to build it? #theberg
It's all fine and dandy until one really rainy day.
Seriously, having such a large geological feature installed will change the local climate and the economies of the surrounding areas. Will the land prices go up? Go down? What about the huge shadow that it's going to cast on towns? The locals' lives won't be the same. It's such a radical idea. And they want wild life and snow? How will they contain wildlife from getting out into the metropolitan area? What about the water run off?
I'm sure the Germans will consider everything before they put it into plan though. They are Germans afterall. #theberg
@Pessimippopotamus: The biggest problem I see is erosion. Mountains stay mountains because they're made of rock. It's going to take a whole lotta engineering to keep this thing from slumping over onto the surrounding city. #theberg
@Pessimippopotamus:
Even Germans miss those pesky details like:
1) No winter gear for Operation Barbarossa
2) Not reinforcing right flank for the Schlieffen Plan. #theberg
@Gann: i was thinking the same thing. much like the man-made islands in Dubai, who's to say this won't crumble down in the slightest inclement weather without massive amounts of funding to maintain it? #theberg
@ManchuCandidate: They actually didn't follow the Schlieffen plan to exact detail, originally they were supposed to spread further out and come around surrounding paris and enveloping the french. Which might be what you just said. Good thing they got caught in a stalemate tho right! If they had originally gone to the sea then it'd be a pain for the Brits to get their ass in there. Either way, when 15 million die and 20 mill are wounded...nobody wins. I just love giving history lessons, it just makes me look so darn smart. #theberg
am i the only person who loves snow? then again, i guess they get a lot of it in moscow, but still! keep this away from me, i like all my 4 seasons thank you very much. #science
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1) Berlin was built on a marsh. Nice soft ground; it's been filled in for 750 years now, but a swamp is still a swamp. If these people were to dump 1000 meters of fill into a flat area, there will be a greater subsidence, and foundations around the area will crack as the ground sinks. The areas that were covered by glaciers during the last ice age are still rebounding- this is the obverse of that.
2) If you build a 1000 meter mountain, will you get avalanches? Once again, if you live down the road from the newly minted Tempelhofberg, keep aware of where you children are, during the winter.
3) Does it rain much? Landslides could be a joy as well. Landslides are more deadly then the avalanches. The rubble and debris from each landslide could be added to the new mountain. Hugh Grant might be able to explain what it's like to walk up a hill but come down a mountain.
Doesn't this seem like something they'd be doing in Dubai? #theberg
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-- Albert Speer #theberg
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the environmental impact will be huge, the loss of usable space, changes to the weather, the giant shadow, where are they going to get the material? will they also promote the "Giant Hole in the Ground" just outside of town?
why not make super efficient housing? using cutting edge materials and methods? make the area a model of future urban design?...with a big park in the middle...
or just make a huge go-kart track/paint ball park? #theberg
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Now I'm not saying I'd offer Montreal as a source for building material, but I would offer Toronto. And Calgary if they really needed it. #theberg
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although if Calgary built a subway (and junked that damn C-Train) then I'm with you. #theberg
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But I guess if you can't make Berlin go to the mountain, you can try to make the mountain come to Berlin.
But they'll have to install a big red dragon, to guard the mountain against the dwarves who come to claim it as their ancestral home. #theberg
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Five feet high the door, and three may walk abreast! #theberg
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@Anekanta - Space Hippy!: Only when the sun is this high. #theberg
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1) who is going to pay for it?
2) where is Berlin going to get the millions upon millions of metric tons of rock to build it? #theberg
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Fun trivia about the Tempelhof Airport: It was the site of the Nazi rally in the Last Crusade in which Indiana Jones meets Hitler. #theberg
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Seriously, having such a large geological feature installed will change the local climate and the economies of the surrounding areas. Will the land prices go up? Go down? What about the huge shadow that it's going to cast on towns? The locals' lives won't be the same. It's such a radical idea. And they want wild life and snow? How will they contain wildlife from getting out into the metropolitan area? What about the water run off?
I'm sure the Germans will consider everything before they put it into plan though. They are Germans afterall. #theberg
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Even Germans miss those pesky details like:
1) No winter gear for Operation Barbarossa
2) Not reinforcing right flank for the Schlieffen Plan. #theberg
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