<![CDATA[io9: george clooney]]> http://tags.lifehacker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png <![CDATA[io9: george clooney]]> http://io9.com/tag/georgeclooney http://io9.com/tag/georgeclooney <![CDATA[Rare Footage Of The Real-Life Men Who Stared At Goats]]> Before Men Who Stare At Goats became a film, author Jon Ronson ran his real-life paranormal military findings in a documentary series called The Crazy Rulers of the World. Meet the real goat-starers, and compare it to actual film footage.

Here are two clips from the series where you can actually hear Jon Ronson explaining what's going on. The documentary aired on Channel 4 in Britain and was made up of three parts, "The Men Who Stare at Goats", "Funny Torture" and "Psychic Footsoldiers." Above is a clip of a man claiming to have stared down a goat, and below is another clip from the documentary where the Predator is being used. Followed by a clip of George Clooney demonstrating the same weapon from Goats.

Compare The Two:



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<![CDATA[Max Barry's Weird Cyborg Publishing Experiment Could Be A Movie]]> Max Barry has been posting his weird improvised titanium-body-parts epic Machine Man on his website, a page at a time, and now a production company has optioned it. Mandalay Pictures will develop the story and then shop it to studios.

We wrote about Machine Man a while back, and its odd story of a guy who literally reinvents himself by lopping off body parts and replacing them with machine bits intrigued us with its blend of Tetsuo and slapstick. So we're intrigued by the idea of a Machine Man movie, and it's interesting that Barry has sold the movie rights before the book comes out in print (in 2011) and, for that matter, possibly before he's even finished writing it.

According to Variety, Barry's novel Company was already optioned by Universal. And his classic novel Jennifer Government was picked up by Warner Bros., with George Clooney and Stephen Soderbergh producing. (Although Barry says on his blog that the Warner Bros. deal "didn't work out," sadly.) I can literally think of no other novelist whose works I'd be more excited to see filmed. Okay, maybe Jim Munroe. But that's it. [Variety]

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<![CDATA[Clooney Teaches Ewan McGregor To Be A Proper Jedi, In New Goats Trailer]]> The latest trailer for The Men Who Stare At Goats demonstrates George Clooney's Jedi/ninja skills. Check out his special warrior monk abilities, honed by the U.S. government for secret spy espionage. It's based on a true story!

The film is inspired by Jon Ronson's non-fiction bestseller. Ewan McGregor plays a reporter who's tracking down the rogue military mind jedi George Clooney — which is pretty awesome, seeing as McGregor played a jedi. Either way the film, which is directed by Grant Heslov, looks hilarious. Here's the official synopsis:

Reporter Bob Wilton (Ewan McGregor) is in search of his next big story when he encounters Lyn Cassady (George Clooney), a shadowy figure who claims to be part of an experimental U.S. military unit. According to Cassady, the New Earth Army is changing the way wars are fought. A legion of "Warrior Monks" with unparalleled psychic powers can read the enemy's thoughts, pass through solid walls, and even kill a goat simply by staring at it. Now, the program's founder, Bill Django (Jeff Bridges), has gone missing and Cassady's mission is to find him. Intrigued by his new acquaintance's far-fetched stories, Bob impulsively decides to accompany him on the search. When the pair tracks Django to a clandestine training camp run by renegade psychic Larry Hooper (Kevin Spacey), the reporter is trapped in the middle of a grudge match between the forces of Django's New Earth Army and Hooper's personal militia of super soldiers. In order to survive this wild adventure, Bob will have to outwit an enemy he never thought possible.

Goats will be in theaters November 6, 2009 November 6.

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<![CDATA[6 Clips from "Fantastic Mr. Fox" Pit Badger Bill Murray Against Foxy George Clooney]]> It's about time Wes Anderson put his whimsical outlook on the world into animation. It fits like an awkward yellow-hued glove. Check out these clip of Anderson's usual suspects — Owen Wilson, Bill Murray and Jason Schwartzman — going furry.

Cussing Badger Bill Murray

Who Am I?

We Look Good, Personal Fav Clip!

Whack Bat Rules, Thanks owen Wilson

Thinking Is Happening

Wes Anderson Talks Dahl's Books

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<![CDATA[First Men Who Stare At Goats Clip Unleashes Clooney's Combat Skills]]> Now that you've already seen the Jedi mind tactics from the mustached psychic soldier George Clooney, take a look at his hand to hand combat skills as he almost breaks Ewan McGregor's arm. Secret Government warrior monks are hilarious.

The film was inspired by Jon Ronson's non-fiction book about a secret government program to create a psychic military team that could read peoples minds, walk through walls, and kill a goat by staring at it, among other useful brain powers. They were called the First Earth Battalion and McGregor plays a reporter following around the greatest mind Jedi, Clooney, for the story. It moves at the speed of a Coen Brothers flick, and has Jeff Bridges in it. So chances are we'll be staring at Goats too.

Men Who Stare At Goats will be released into theaters on November 6th.

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<![CDATA[First Trailer For George Clooney And His Team Of Goat-Staring Military "Jedis"]]> The Men Who Stare At Goats features a long-haired drugged-out Jeff Bridges, men trying to run through walls, and hot mustached Clooney-on-goat action. The film, inspired by the military's secret psychic experiments, actually looks pretty hilarious.



The film was inspired by Jon Ronson's non-fiction book which explained how the government tried to create a psychic military team that could walk through walls, read peoples minds, tell the future and kill a goat by staring at it. The film looks like a fast paced comedy with a cast full of old pros, plus a pot-smoking Bridges in a braid can never fail. Here's the official synopsis:

Reporter Bob Wilton (Ewan McGregor) is in search of his next big story when he encounters Lyn Cassady (George Clooney), a shadowy figure who claims to be part of an experimental U.S. military unit. According to Cassady, the New Earth Army is changing the way wars are fought. A legion of "Warrior Monks" with unparalleled psychic powers can read the enemy's thoughts, pass through solid walls, and even kill a goat simply by staring at it. Now, the program's founder, Bill Django (Jeff Bridges), has gone missing and Cassady's mission is to find him. Intrigued by his new acquaintance's far-fetched stories, Bob impulsively decides to accompany him on the search. When the pair tracks Django to a clandestine training camp run by renegade psychic Larry Hooper (Kevin Spacey), the reporter is trapped in the middle of a grudge match between the forces of Django's New Earth Army and Hooper's personal militia of super soldiers. In order to survive this wild adventure, Bob will have to outwit an enemy he never thought possible.

Goats will be in theaters November 6, 2009 November 6.

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<![CDATA[George Clooney Brings Diamond Age To SyFy]]> SyFy is planning on turning Neal Stephenson's The Diamond Age into a television series, and it's looking to George Clooney to make it happen. Insert your "Well, here's hoping it's better than Solaris" jokes here.

According to Variety, the network is looking to adapt Stephenson's The Diamond Age: Or a Young Lady's Illustrated Primer" into a longform series, with Clooney attached as producer. Screenwriter newbie Zoë Green - who currently has projects in development with Rob Reiner and Disney - has been announced as writer, but no launch date has been revealed.

'Diamond' sparkes for Zoë Green [Variety]

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<![CDATA[Clooney Stares At Goats, Who Want To Eat His Wig]]> George Clooney dons a man's Farrah Faucet wig and handsome mustache on set for Men Who Stare at Goats. Clooney, Ewan McGregor, Kevin Spacey and Jeff Bridges are starring in the adaptation of Jon Ronson's 2004 nonfiction book about the Army’s First Earth Battalion, a group that tries to use psychic abilities for warfare. And the journalist (McGregor) who investigates. The film is shooting in New Mexico right now. [Geek Tyrant]

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<![CDATA[McGregor Will Be The Goat Clooney Stares At]]> The star-studded psychic war movie Men Who Stare At Goats may have added a few more studs. Ewan (Moulin Rouge) McGregor is in talks to play a desperate report who discovers that George Clooney's Army veteran has psychic powers, thanks to a secret government program. The two of them travel across Iraq in the movie version of Guardian columnist Jon Ronson's book. Jeff Bridges may play the founder of the psychic research program, and Kevin Spacey may also be on board. Could psychic powers finally give us an Iraq war movie that doesn't tank? Goats starts production next month.

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<![CDATA[George Clooney's Sexy Stare Is Deadly To Goats]]> George Clooney can finally put his patented 'lower the head and raise the eyebrows' maneuver to its ultimate use in the movie Men Who Stare At Goats. The movie is an adaptation of Jon Ronson's non-fiction book which focuses on the US Army's First Earth Battalion, made up of men who were getting specially trained to use telekinesis and other paranormal powers in war. Their training included how to to walk through walls and stop the heartbeat of a man or animal (hence the goats) by staring at them. Peter Straughan (How To Lose Friends & Alienate People) wrote the script. [Variety]

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<![CDATA[Where The Hell Is Our Diamond Age?]]> Last year at the Television Critics Association, where professional couch pota... er, critics get together to be spoon-fed updates from the networks about what to watch during the upcoming season, the Sci Fi Channel announced that George Clooney and his buddy Grant Heslov were developing Neal Stephenson's awesome The Diamond Age, or A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer novel into a six-hour miniseries. Well, it's a year later, so what's going on with our miniseries? Better yet, which Stephenson project do you think would look best in front of the lens? Vote after the jump and let us know.



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Update: The Sci Fi Channel has let us know that The Diamond Age is still in development. Interestingly, Neal Stephenson is on a panel at this year's CES next week featuring other science fiction innovators (like Lucy Lawless) as they "discuss the mutual influence they've had on each other."

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