8 Things People Say In Interviews That Usually Mean A Movie Will Suck

We constantly get our hopes up for upcoming movies... and then they let us down. It's easy to get sucked into the hype cycle, as people talk up their projects — but sometimes, you can tell just from the way people talk about a film that it's probably not going to work. Here are eight key phrases that usually indicate… » 3/26/15 12:00pm 3/26/15 12:00pm

The Third G.​I.Joe Movie May Team-Up With M.A.S.K.

Please take a Channing Tatum-sized grain of salt with this news, but a new rumor says the third G.I.Joe movie will bring in the evil twins Xamot and Tomax as the film's antagonists, but that the Joe team will bring Matt Trakker and the Mobile Armored Strike Kommand to fight Cobra in this installment. » 2/06/15 7:20am 2/06/15 7:20am

G.I. Joe 3 May Have Its Director. And Is Still Happening, Apparently

I kind of totally forgot that the live-action G.I. Joe movies were a thing that were happening. And now it looks like Paramount is gearing up for a third go at this, with another new director. » 1/12/15 10:00pm 1/12/15 10:00pm

Honda's Nostalgic Toy adverts go from bad to worse - For a Good Cause

I'm so glad the latest videos in Honda's bizarre, toy-themed adverts are for good causes, because otherwise... well, these would be just as nightmarishly terrible, but there would be nothing hopeful to feel about after watching them! » 12/04/14 6:36pm 12/04/14 6:36pm

A Gallery Of '80 Cartoon Supervillains Schooling You At Basketball

I can barely stand how awesome this series of pictures by Andy McDonald is. Honestly, Note: I want an actual cartoon special devoted to an all-supervillain '80s b-ball team asap. Note 2: I may never stop staring at the picture of Cobra Commander. Honestly, I may need to get a tattoo. » 11/29/14 4:01pm 11/29/14 4:01pm

​The 14 Dumbest Schemes That Cobra Ever Came Up With On G.I. Joe

As the title song always said, G.I. Joe 's purpose is to defend the world against Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world. They may have been ruthless and determined, but they sure as hell weren't smart. See these actual 14 ludicrously moronic plots for the G.I. Joe cartoon for proof. » 10/21/14 10:02am 10/21/14 10:02am

Even Deadpool's Not Sure How He Ended Up as a G.I. Joe Figure

That's the thing about Deadpool: he warps the reality of every medium he's translated to. And, in this print from Marco D'Alfonso, neither the Joes nor Deadpool has quite figured out how this crossover makes sense. » 10/16/14 1:30am 10/16/14 1:30am

The Sci-Fi and Fantasy-Themed Art Explosions of "Alphabet Attack!"

Dave Crosland, aka King Gum, finished the fourth iteration of his daily art project "Alphabet Attack!" in July. Each time he does this, he goes in alphabetical order for his inspirations, covering everything from single words like "Yonder" to fanciful takes on pop culture like "Ewok Engineering." » 9/08/14 11:03pm 9/08/14 11:03pm

10 White People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas

Ninjutsu, the art of the ninja, is an ancient, closely guarded tradition of stealth, martial arts and assassination that is only taught to the most skilled of Japanese warriors… and pretty much any white dude who happens to be in the neighborhood. Seriously, it's like ninjas have their… » 8/01/14 10:01am 8/01/14 10:01am

Producer Says A GI Joe/Transformers Movie Is "A Possibility," But...

But don't get too excited. Lorenzo di Bonaventura, producer of both the Transformers and GI Joe movie franchises, has announced that a crossover movie between the two franchises is something they might do in the future, but for now it's not even something being discussed. » 7/07/14 6:20am 7/07/14 6:20am

The CIA's Ridiculous Plan To Discredit Bin Laden With Action Figures

We've all heard about some of the CIA's crazy secret spy plots, like the poisonous cigar they tried to kill Fidel Castro with. But I always assumed that stuff was in the past, right? Wrong. Because the CIA once planned to make demonic Osama bin Laden action figures to turn kids against the Taliban. » 6/19/14 2:15pm 6/19/14 2:15pm

R.I.P. Donald Levine, The Creator Of GI Joe

Donald Levine, a Hasbro executive credited as the "father" of the immensely popular GI Joe toyline, passed away this past Thursday after succumbing to cancer at the age of 86. Since GI Joe spawned the idea of and the term "action figure," Levine was actually a father to an entire industry. » 5/25/14 8:30am 5/25/14 8:30am

Cobra Learns Why It's Best To Leave The PSAs To GI Joe

I can't believe it took anyone this long to think of this idea, but thank goodness Robot Chicken finally tackled the question of what it would be like if Cobra tried their hand at those PSAs tacked on to every ARAH episode. Now we know! And knowing is something something-or-other. » 5/02/14 11:40am 5/02/14 11:40am

The Absolute Best Comics To Grab This Free Comic Book Day

Got plans this Saturday? You do now. It's the 2014 Free Comic Book Day, when publishers give out their wares to the masses, and we can assure you their offerings are going to be worth far more than what you (didn't) pay for them. Here are the 16 comics you need to be looking out for when you arrive at your local comic… » 5/02/14 11:04am 5/02/14 11:04am

Watch Last Night's Perfect GI Joe-Style Opening Of Community

Actually, last night's episode of Community — which was not only animated like the classic cartoon, but also contained several shockingly accurate '80s GI Joe toy commercials — was pretty much perfect all the way around. But if you missed the show, you at least need to watch the wonderful opening. At least. » 4/04/14 6:20am 4/04/14 6:20am

See the Real American Heroes of Community's GIJoe Episode In Action

We've mentioned that the next episode of Community will be animated in the style of the original G.I. Joe cartoon, but now you can see Britta and Abed — er, Buzzkill and Fourth Wall — in action as they teach kids about the importance of... something or other. The episode airs on April 3rd. Can't wait! » 3/27/14 7:40am 3/27/14 7:40am

​Your Wait For the Long-Awaited Sandman Overture #2 Is Finally Over

Yes, the second issue of Neil Gaiman's already fabulously-popular-despite-having-only-one-issue-out is finally here! Let's hope #3 manages to arrive in less than four months. Plus, G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero hits the big #200, Marvel tries to Survive, and Image presents the superhero version of Galaxy Quest! » 3/25/14 2:40pm 3/25/14 2:40pm

Odd Thomas is the type of feel-good horror movie they made in the 80s

Odd Thomas is an adaptation of a successful novel by Dean Koontz. But the actual movie has a breezy, quippy tone and a small-scale storyline that remind me of nothing so much as a low-budget 80s adventure film. It's not a great movie, or even a particularly good movie, but it's fun and cute and doesn't outstay its… » 2/28/14 9:00am 2/28/14 9:00am