@Belabras ate my dingo!: The only way they could have made it better was having 1980s SGT Slaughter kick Branden F'ing Frasers sorry ass in a cutscene. #gijoe
Man, GI Joe: Resolute was so freakin' bad-assed it made me bust out my old action figures and have a desktop battle! Yeah...I'm 36, I live with my mom, and I play with toys. It's called Living The Dream. #gijoe
Wait, why is Cobra Commander going to destroy the countries of the world unless they let him have control of them. What sort of an endgame is that? Isn't that like being a terrorist and killing the hostages on your plane when the only thing on your list of demands is getting to keep your hostages?
And really, how big is COBRA anyways. Just give him control of the countries and then send Dr. Fumbles in with a .50 cal to the metal faceplate.
@Garrison Dean: Seriously, these boneheads apparently lack the skills to be come insanely wealthy through normal means but seem to think that controlling a global government through fear will satisfy their financial desires.
Dude, you couldn't hold down your gig as VP of Marketing at Caterpillar, do you really think you can run the planet?
Full disclosure: I love Warren Ellis and thought I knew what I should expect. But why must gritty realism invade my GI Joe? Bazooka and Major Blud dead?! Will the final episodes feature a giant Joe orgy followed by mass executions including Destro, Tomax and Xamot? Will Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow commit ritual suicide? Stay Tuned.
Grittiness and misgivings aside, however; I love that Duke, Wolverine and Spike all share a voice. Also the art direction is wonderful. I just wish they could have stuck to telling me the dangers of huffing paint and instructing me how to safely tread water.
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Why couldn't the movie be as good as this? No Warren Ellis perhaps? #gijoe
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And really, how big is COBRA anyways. Just give him control of the countries and then send Dr. Fumbles in with a .50 cal to the metal faceplate.
04/18/09
Dude, you couldn't hold down your gig as VP of Marketing at Caterpillar, do you really think you can run the planet?
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And yes, I have been drinking.
04/18/09
Resolute > Rise of Cobra
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There's the first one.
2 more can be found on YouTube, and the others are bound to show up.
04/18/09
04/18/09
Full disclosure: I love Warren Ellis and thought I knew what I should expect. But why must gritty realism invade my GI Joe? Bazooka and Major Blud dead?! Will the final episodes feature a giant Joe orgy followed by mass executions including Destro, Tomax and Xamot? Will Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow commit ritual suicide? Stay Tuned.
Grittiness and misgivings aside, however; I love that Duke, Wolverine and Spike all share a voice. Also the art direction is wonderful. I just wish they could have stuck to telling me the dangers of huffing paint and instructing me how to safely tread water.
04/21/09
04/18/09
Much better than the original. People actually die in battles now.
04/18/09