<![CDATA[io9: giant monster]]> http://tags.lifehacker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png <![CDATA[io9: giant monster]]> http://io9.com/tag/giantmonster http://io9.com/tag/giantmonster <![CDATA[An Ocean Battle Between Steam Ships and a Cyber-Octopus]]> The mightest foe of the high seas is the cyber-octopus, whose massive metal tentacles can strangle the life out of even the greatest warships.

Holy crap I am a sucker for this digital painting by concept designer Alex Broeckel, who created it earlier this year for steampunk art contest on CGTalk. Broeckel has worked over a decade in the film industry as a digital lighting effects designer on movies like Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. You can check out his gallery, which is packed with more amazing stuff. Hey Hollywood and Gamewood, Broeckel is freelance and taking on new clients - hire this guy already!

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<![CDATA[Don't Go Boating If You Owe Money to a Giant Squid]]> How often do you get a really great movie in the romantic monster comedy genre (AKA "romster comedy" or "romcomster")? "Not that often" is the correct answer, but luckily a bunch of Australian filmmakers and comedians got together to produce the ultimate example of the romcomster — featuring musical interludes. The result is a short film called $quid (yes, with the dollar sign), a tragic tale of two friends whose friendship goes terribly wrong . . . and then gets worse when one reveals to the other that he owes millions of dollars to a giant squid who inhabits the Brisbane River where they're boating. Now the short flick $quid is about to become a feature-length blockbuster.

Below, you can see the short film version of $quid, which is pretty much completely awesome — though the musical interlude could have used a little bit more of the Dr. Horrible treatment, at least in terms of the lyrics.

Here's what filmmakers Daley Pearson and Luke Tierney say about the feature-length version of $quid:

Imagine Anaconda directed by the Coen Brothers; a 'creature feature' driven by character rather than action. Then imagine a giant squid attacking a singles cruise on the out skirts of the Brisbane River. That is the inspiration for the feature film, $quid. [It's] about a giant squid that terrorises a New Year's Eve cruise on the Brisbane River.

Can't wait for this kickass new flick. The romster comedy really needs a reboot after My Stepmother Is an Alien.

$quid Movie Synopsis [$quid site] Thanks, Avery Guerra!!!

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<![CDATA[Beware Giant Radioactive Turtles of the Soviet Era]]> It's comforting to know that during the height of Reagan's Cold War in the 1980s, the Soviet Union was making movies that were just as cheesy as the ones you could see in the United States. When you see this clip of the scary, growling radioactive giant turtle from Мутанты (which means Mutant), you'll be forced to concede that the Soviet Union would not ever have lost the cheesy flick arms race. Especially if the cheesy movie war had been fought with giant monster movies. Alas, I don't speak Russian so I can't understand the dialog. But that didn't get in the way of my appreciation at all. I had a genuine moment of cross-cultural understanding. [English Russia] (Thanks, DieR!)

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<![CDATA[Dragons vs. Helicopters - Who Wins?]]> This is probably my favorite giant monster scene ever, just because it shows dragons fighting helicopters. I'm not sure why it's so satisfying, but my heart just leaps when that huge snakey dragon BITES A HELICOPTER. With his MOUTH. Oh, you need back story? This is a clip from D-War, AKA Dragon Wars, which is about some ancient prophesy blah blah blah dude from Roswell stars blah blah DRAGONS FIGHTING IN DOWNTOWN LA. On that cool round US Bank building! First there's the big giant dragon, and then his little buddies come to help out. This is such a great fucking scene. I don't understand why this movie didn't become a blockbuster. [D-War]

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<![CDATA[Nevermind the Monster — Cloverfield Is All About 9/11]]> All this rampant speculation about the Cloverfield monster has been distraction from the real thrill of the movie: Getting to watch a reenactment of 9/11 without all the scary political implications and the guilt over one's fascination with mass death. Like the disturbing original Gojira from 1954, Cloverfield is a monster movie whose purpose is nakedly therapeutic. New York must recover from the historical trauma of 9/11, and what better way than by containing its reenactment in a completely generic story whose monster-comes-to-town-monster-leaves-town narrative structure is as familiar as the fairy tales we heard as kids? (spoilers ahead)

Early in Cloverfield, when the monster first attacks New York, we see nothing of the giant beast — only the destruction it's leaving behind. As bloodied people stumble from the wreckage of leaning skyscrapers, dazed and covered in a thick layer of dust, one cannot help but recall the first, terrifying images that leaked from New York after the World Trade Center was hit. Most of it came from shaky, amateur footage. Likewise, Cloverfield is shot to look like it comes from a handheld camera dragged around by a group of rich twenty-somethings fleeing the wreckage of a party. So Cloverfield isn't just reenacting the attacks. It's reenacting TV news images of the attacks too. cloverfield911.jpgThere is something genuinely shocking and brilliant about those moments in the film when you know you're watching scenes so clearly inspired by 9/11. It feels risky and wrong, and therefore you are profoundly relieved to see the comical, rubbery monster come on the scene, stomping and roaring and shedding lice the size of great danes. That creature, who does all the appropriate monstery things like resist conventional weapons and open its mouth really wide to reveal layers of weird teeth, is profound reassurance that we are firmly in the realm of fantasy. New York has not been attacked. It's just a silly dream about a monster so goofy-looking that you can hardly look at it without giggling. (Don't believe me? See the Cloverfield monster do its funky chicken dance in our morning spoilers.)

Director Matt Reeves knows what he's doing with his monster, bringing it blundering into the story whenever we get too close to remembering the real disaster that inspired it. In fact, one of the most genuinely horrifying scenes in the film has no monster at all. Several characters decide to rescue their friend from a sixty-story building that has collapsed against another one. Exhausted and in shock from watching their other friends die, they climb those sixty flights up the non-collapsed building, and jump into the slowly-crumbling one next door to get to their friend. Nothing is more terrifying than these vacant, tottering buildings whose blasted walls howl with wind.

And then, just as you start to contemplate those other blasted buildings, those other terrified people trapped inside them, the monster arrives and suddenly everything is fun, B-movie goodness. It takes smart writing and directing to make a movie like this, that pushes raw historical tragedy right into our eyeballs and then deftly distracts us with old-fashioned entertainment.

Sure, you can go see Cloverfield for the stomping and roaring, and you won't be disappointed. But when the movie's images of a destroyed New York fallen into chaos haunt you for days afterward, you'll start to realize that Reeves and his twangy-ass monster have given the U.S. its first great movie about 9/11.

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<![CDATA[Ravers Crushed By E.T.-Controlled Vampire Mammoth]]> A bunch of innocent teens are raving in the forest when . . . they're trampled by a giant woolly mammoth, re-animated after thousands of years in ice by an alien implant that tells it to KILL KILL. Summer Glau, whose powers of acting have been used more wisely in Firefly and upcoming Sarah Connor Chronicles, is the teen whose geek dad wants to save the mammoth because (you guessed it) IT COULD BE THE SCIENTIFIC PHENOMENON OF THE MILLENNIUM.

The best part of this made-for-SciFi Channel movie is that they couldn't stop with undead mammoth; they even couldn't stop with alien-controlled undead mammoth; no, they had to make it a vampire undead alien-controlled mammoth. At the end of this clip, you can see the mammoth sucking life force out of the special agent. Using its trunk. What kind of drugs enabled this pitch meeting? Seriously, I need to know so I can take some.

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