Fuck, Marry, Kill: Mythical Creatures Edition

Between Twilight and The Hobbit and My Crazy Obsession with Being a Sexual Merman, I think it's safe to say that the supernatural has never been hotter. But while it's easy to be like, "Sure, I'd pound some vampire dong," or, "Oh, yeah, I'd intercourse a werewolf 2NITE," some of the 2nd-tier mythical hunks are more… »8/02/13 4:59pm8/02/13 4:59pm

Gnomeo and Juliet is your new Saturday-morning hangover movie

Need to amuse the kiddies while you recover from your Friday-night excesses? Gnomeo and Juliet is a remarkably pleasant film to watch with a hangover, featuring tons of Shakespearean in-jokes, garden gnome slapstick and Elton John cameos. It's the sort of film that's funny when you're barely awake, and it won't make… »2/11/11 12:00pm2/11/11 12:00pm

Real Life Gnomes, Or Back-Door Alien Infestation In Argentina?

A few months back, the people of Salta, Argentina were being brutally walk-assaulted by gnome like creatures, and this October, there is creepy new gnome footage. I personally believe that this isn't a woodland creature, but instead a tiny alien race slowly taking over our world; to quote my man Casey from The Faculty »10/25/08 7:00pm10/25/08 7:00pm