Armageddon Into the Holiday Spirit: Why I'm Thankful for the Apocalypse

Ah, irony. It is as delicious as turkey. And Thanksgiving - the day we offer thanks for all the things we have - is perhaps the most ironic of American holidays, in that it is immediately succeeded by Black Friday, the day we trample people to death in pursuit of all the things we want (which is more or less how it… »11/30/08 1:00pm11/30/08 1:00pm