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    Star Trek Ad Shows You How To Grease Your Nipples
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    Image of Torley Torley
    05/10/09

    In reply to Star Trek Ad Shows You How To Grease Your Nipples
    Oh my gosh, what a great mashup! I'm also fond of MelonPyro, Ronald McDonald meets one of the Team Fortress characters:



    Huzzah for composites!

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    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    05/07/09

    In reply to Star Trek Ad Shows You How To Grease Your Nipples
    I will, from this point forward, always refer to a nut shot as "The Planetary Divide".
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    Image of TrueCrime TrueCrime
    05/07/09

    In reply to Star Trek Ad Shows You How To Grease Your Nipples
    I'm still traumatized from that time the King snuck into my house undetected then shoved a whopper in my face. I screamed and screamed, and when i calmed down, I gave him a cool glass of lemonade and a copy of Fast Food Nation. Then I killed him, I killed him, I killed him dead.
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    Image of corpore-metal corpore-metal
    05/07/09

    In reply to Star Trek Ad Shows You How To Grease Your Nipples
    Everyone who truly cares about science fiction repeat after me:


    "I will ignore all attempts by marketing weasels to use science fiction tropes to sell me crap I don't need."


    Repeat this five times after seeing any drek like this and your advertising induced mental fog will lift.


    Aside from that preaching, it's a pretty silly commercial. But that's all it is. A commercial. Never forget this.

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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    05/07/09

    @corpore-metal: BK is disgusting anyway. *hums to self*
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    05/07/09

    @crashedpc /sarcasm: The glasses are awesome. If me buying glasses means more Trek then so be it.
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    Image of corpore-metal corpore-metal
    05/07/09

    @OW-Holmes:R.O.A.C.H reject:


    Sigh. I knew it was hopeless. I'll stop being a sourpuss. Enjoy the Kool-aid in those nifty glasses!

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    Image of pinkiedeathhead pinkiedeathhead
    05/07/09

    @corpore-metal: The glasses come with Kool-Aid?! Even better. :)
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    05/07/09

    @pinkiedeathhead: Mine didn't have Kool-Aid. BK from Hell's stab at thee!
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    OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear was starred OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear was unstarred
    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    05/07/09

    @corpore-metal: I totally need these glasses, what are you talking about?!
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    Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. was starred Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    05/07/09

    In reply to Star Trek Ad Shows You How To Grease Your Nipples
    The Kingons aren't what you have to worry about.


    Fear the pah-kings.

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