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    Starving Russian Homeless Turn to Cannibalism

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    Image of corpore-metal corpore-metal
    10/29/08

    In reply to Starving Russian Homeless Turn to Cannibalism
    You know, my friends are still appalled when I told that I'd have no problem with eating soylent green.
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    10/29/08

    @corpore-metal: my friends are appalled when i tell them i'd have no problem eating them even though i promised it was just a worst case scenario. some people are so finicky.
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    10/29/08

    In reply to Starving Russian Homeless Turn to Cannibalism
    in soviet russia, homeless scoff you!
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    10/29/08

    In reply to Starving Russian Homeless Turn to Cannibalism
    I've also heard that we're like gamey pork. I remember hearing about an explorer who was unknowingly treated to "long pork" in some tribal village and was vomiting it up before he even knew what it was.


    As for the story, I'm more inclined to ascribe it (if it's true) to the murderer/psychosis aspect than the "dang dude I'm hungry" aspect. We live in a world where suicidals and cannibals have been known to get together and both get what they want (happened in Germany a few years ago), not to mention two girls, one cup.

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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    10/29/08

    This is a funny post for a sci-fi blog.


    I mean, think about it...


    Cannibalism? This should TOTALLY go on my sci-fi blog.


    What does that say about us?

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    Image of Gann Gann
    10/29/08

    @Evlsushi: Apparently, dystopian==scifi
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    Image of Annalee Newitz Annalee Newitz
    10/29/08

    @Evlsushi: It says that in the future, we will eat human flesh to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    10/29/08

    @Gann:


    I'm not complaining.


    I say "yea" to sci-fi cannibalistic dystopias.


    Also, on another note. I've found that this year I've had to add "dystopia" to my regular daily vocabulary.

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    10/29/08

    @Evlsushi: I love dystopia as much as anyone, but the assumption that it is necessarily scifi is amusing. These days it seems more like news than entertainment anyway.
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    Image of Annalee Newitz Annalee Newitz
    10/29/08

    @Gann: Wait, news isn't entertainment? CNN keeps making me forget that.
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    10/29/08

    @Annalee Newitz:


    If you replace "CNN" with "Fox News" then....yeah, definitely infotainment.

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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    10/29/08

    In reply to Starving Russian Homeless Turn to Cannibalism
    The low fat muscular parts of the body might be filled with more protein and better for you nutritionally but I think these guys really missed out on a culinary adventure by not going for the fatty loins.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/29/08

    @BullfightsOnAcid: Really, you want a good bit of marbling in your man loin steak.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    10/29/08

    In reply to Starving Russian Homeless Turn to Cannibalism
    But how did it taste?
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    10/29/08

    @92BuickLeSabre: Tastes like chicken...that is if the chicken had two hands and two feet and was addicted to watching 'Dancing with the Stars' every week.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    10/29/08

    @92BuickLeSabre: Homeless people are more gamey. The rich are too fatty and chewy. That's what I heard, I mean.
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    Image of Fall-Apart Fall-Apart
    10/29/08

    @92BuickLeSabre: My folks, who are missionaries in Papua New Guinea, have it on good authority that people taste like cassowary.
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    Image of Citizen Kang Citizen Kang
    10/29/08

    @crashedpc:


    Nonetheless, when the revolution comes, I WILL be eating the rich.

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    10/29/08

    @Citizen Kang: Oh. Uhm... would you like a million dollars?
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    10/29/08

    @corpore-metal and tetracycloide: My friends were appalled when I ate them. But honestly, not for very long.
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    Image of EBone EBone
    10/29/08

    In reply to Starving Russian Homeless Turn to Cannibalism
    Sucks to be hungry.

    Sucks more to be the one that gets eaten though.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    10/29/08

    @EBone: What if you're like that guy in that Stephen King short story who eats himself?
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    Image of EBone EBone
    10/29/08

    @crashedpc: Double suck?
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    Image of orbital1 orbital1
    10/29/08

    In reply to Starving Russian Homeless Turn to Cannibalism
    Also predicted in the one decent Piers Anthony book - Macroscope.

    Best get off planet quick-like.
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    Image of RAHfanboy RAHfanboy
    10/29/08

    @orbital1: The "Tarot" series wasn't too bad, and I did like "Macroscope." He was a deceptive writer. I would often finish one of his books before I realized that I didn't like it.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    10/29/08

    In reply to Starving Russian Homeless Turn to Cannibalism
    Please tell me that's a pork chop or something.
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    Image of Gann Gann
    10/29/08

    @crashedpc: It's 'something'.
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