Damn it, don't make me bring out any one of the many awful Comic book Whiplash costumes to remind you that he's NEVER LOOKED GOOD.
Actually, honestly: There really isn't a single Iron Man villian they can bring out that doesn't suck. his villians make Spider Man's look inspired by comparison.
@Scaramanga9: You know, one thing I always liked about IM was that he didn't actually have superpowers (kind of like Batman, just really rich, really brilliant guys). Extremis kind of ruined that for me and I dropped it soon after.
About that hallway kiss. I remember back in the day reading every possible spoiler for the first X-Files movie, and if memory serves correct, Mulder and Scully do make it to Mulder's bed, and in the middle of their "passion", the bee stings Scully and the movie picks up with the ambulance and yadda, yadda, yadda. I know I'm still sad that never happened in the movie. Might have made season six more exciting instead of bringing in Mimi Rogers as triangle-bait.
Thank you for this Nivair, since the blu-ray came out there's been threads all over the message boards going mental about the Fight the Future kiss. It's like the Holy Grail of shipperdom has finally been unearthed! Spotnitz still hasn't responded to the 7 million emails he's gotten about it on his blog, so I ( and about a million others) are eaagerly awaiting what he's got to say about it.
In the meantime I'm going to watch this scene in all it's milky quality glory until I get my hands on the real deal. For the 234th time.
I think I would have up and died if this actually had happened in the movie. Died. Keeled over and frigging died.
And I cannot wait for word from The Spotnitz either! Hopefully what he will say is, "WE WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU IN THE 2012 MOVIE, WHICH WILL BE HALF-COLONIZATION, HALF-PORNO." :P
@Nivair H. Gabriel: + 1,000000000000000000000000000000...00000000000">000000000000000000000000000000...,000000000000000000000000000000... (what is that?!) any my human soul. And any limbs that may be required.
@Evlsushi: Perverts have the most fun. You may be interested in ">this little video that came up while I was trying to find the Gwyneth Paltrow kiss ...
That X-Files kiss was a prank, not a deleted scene. But! It is awesome. And was one of the first things I searched for when youtube came into existence. :)
@Nivair H. Gabriel: Oh my god you're RIGHT! I didn't watch it before commenting because, well, the prank one I've seen about eighty million times.
But I don't understand! First of all, how is it possible we didn't know this existed? And second, if it really is a cut scene, how could this have ever been intended? The whole movie is designed around that damn bee sting - shift it thirty seconds later and it all falls apart. It's really hard to imagine how Mulder carrying Scully into his apartment to ravish her (as appears to be happening here) could possibly have fit in to the second half of the movie. But. Now I want to know. Ugh.
Damn you, early X-files, for so thoroughly infiltrating my middle school brain.
@Elizabeth Weinbloom: Yeah, our reactions were pretty much the same. Except I was angrier ("HOW COULD THEY HAVE KEPT THIS FROM US??!!!!???")
[It's really hard to imagine how Mulder carrying Scully into his apartment to ravish her (as appears to be happening here) could possibly have fit in to the second half of the movie.]
Um, if you want, there's this fanfic I read that totally explains it. :P
@Nivair H. Gabriel: I, *ahem* think I may have read that fanfic too. Maybe a few times. Maybe a few too many times...
And my reaction was exactly the same except with '' Why????!!!!!!!have they kept this from us????? '' I mean seriously, it's testament to the fact that Fox have no fucking clue about how many units Mulder and Scully interaction/UST/RST/whateverthefuck will shift. Utter insanity would have reigned if this scene had leaked back in the day. Sigh.
@Calraigh: There is no such thing as too many times when it comes to M/S fanfic that is rated above PG-13. Yeah, that is pretty much my life philosophy right now. ;)
I KNOW RIGHT. Don't even get me started on how goddamn stupid Fox is about actually PROMOTING the shows they buy. And dude, WHY DIDN'T DAVID OR GILLIAN TELL US THIS HAPPENED?! They're so busy talking about how much they hate doing press that they forget to, you know, trade stories about each other's tongues. And trade actual tongues ...
@Calraigh: Huh. I wondered what the music was going to do without the sting. Turns out it just goes on the same way...making the whole thing seem rather sinister, actually.
@Nivair H. Gabriel: The 2 of them are bloody nightmares, honestly. No wonder Duchovny spends all his time wanking the bitterness out of his system. I really wish someone would just hand 1013 a giant wad of cash, finagle Carter out of the way and hire Rob Bowman and make a brilliant fucking film. With sex. End of. I'll shut up and die then.
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Actually, honestly: There really isn't a single Iron Man villian they can bring out that doesn't suck. his villians make Spider Man's look inspired by comparison.
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This just makes me wish they had done Ellis' Extremis storyline instead of the first film.
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In the meantime I'm going to watch this scene in all it's milky quality glory until I get my hands on the real deal. For the 234th time.
I think I would have up and died if this actually had happened in the movie. Died. Keeled over and frigging died.
12/01/08
And I cannot wait for word from The Spotnitz either! Hopefully what he will say is, "WE WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU IN THE 2012 MOVIE, WHICH WILL BE HALF-COLONIZATION, HALF-PORNO." :P
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All I get are pictures.
*sigh*
I was *so* excited.
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It's ok. I am a pervert.
One day I will have my RDJr. sex tape.
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YES!!
...I'll be in my bunk.
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Not that I am a connoisseur of these things. ;)
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But I don't understand! First of all, how is it possible we didn't know this existed? And second, if it really is a cut scene, how could this have ever been intended? The whole movie is designed around that damn bee sting - shift it thirty seconds later and it all falls apart. It's really hard to imagine how Mulder carrying Scully into his apartment to ravish her (as appears to be happening here) could possibly have fit in to the second half of the movie. But. Now I want to know. Ugh.
Damn you, early X-files, for so thoroughly infiltrating my middle school brain.
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[It's really hard to imagine how Mulder carrying Scully into his apartment to ravish her (as appears to be happening here) could possibly have fit in to the second half of the movie.]
Um, if you want, there's this fanfic I read that totally explains it. :P
12/01/08
And my reaction was exactly the same except with '' Why????!!!!!!!have they kept this from us????? '' I mean seriously, it's testament to the fact that Fox have no fucking clue about how many units Mulder and Scully interaction/UST/RST/whateverthefuck will shift. Utter insanity would have reigned if this scene had leaked back in the day. Sigh.
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Just a heads up for the more obsessive among us!
12/01/08
I KNOW RIGHT. Don't even get me started on how goddamn stupid Fox is about actually PROMOTING the shows they buy. And dude, WHY DIDN'T DAVID OR GILLIAN TELL US THIS HAPPENED?! They're so busy talking about how much they hate doing press that they forget to, you know, trade stories about each other's tongues. And trade actual tongues ...
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