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    Image of Julius Seizure - Canuck Julius Seizure - Canuck
    09/24/09

    In reply to Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!
    The thumbnail of Woody H in 2012 made him look like a Viking at first glance. Strange fact: The thought that Emmerich would have a viking in 2012 did NOT surprise me.

    And someone should tell Jack Kenny that Hitler's microphone is ok but Hitler's accordion would be a lot funnier. Just a suggestion.
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    Julius Seizure - Canuck was starred Julius Seizure - Canuck was unstarred
    Image of omgwtflolbbqbye omgwtflolbbqbye
    09/24/09

    In reply to Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!
    Jesus.

    Rob Leifeld telling people how excited he is about the Deadpool movie is as much of an endorsement as George Lucas going around talking about how great a new Star Wars project is going to be.

    At best it carries no weight or credibility with people who like the property, and at worse it makes them more nervous about it.
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    Edited by omgwtflolbbqbye at 09/24/09 12:39 PM omgwtflolbbqbye was starred omgwtflolbbqbye was unstarred
    Image of Atomictao Atomictao
    09/24/09

    In reply to Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!
    Rob Liefeld needs to be kept away. From everything comic-related, ever.

    Deadpool didn't even start his 'breaking the fourth wall schtick' until well after Liefeld had bailed on Marvel. Liefeld designed Deadpool as a ripoff of Deathstroke, from Teen Titans, and Fabian Nicieza is the one that gave him the chatty annoying personality. (Nicieza also gave Deadpool the real name of Wade Wilson, a reference to Slade Wilson, Deathstroke's real name.)

    It always bothers me whenever Liefeld shows up and starts spouting about creating Deadpool. Yes he designed his look, (a black and red-clad ninja) but the personality that makes him so popular, Liefeld had nothing to do with.
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    bluehinter promoted this comment Edited by Atomictao at 09/24/09 11:09 AM Atomictao was starred Atomictao was unstarred
    Image of mat1cs (still a nerd) mat1cs (still a nerd)
    09/24/09

    @AtomicTao: Liefeld had a pretty boring run with Deadpool. It seemed like all DP ever did was narrate himself. He didn't get interesting until after Liefeld wasn't involved.. like you said
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    bluehinter promoted this comment mat1cs (still a nerd) was starred mat1cs (still a nerd) was unstarred
    Image of schrodingers-katana schrodingers-katana
    09/24/09

    @AtomicTao: Be careful with speaking badly against Liefield. They say if he hears, he'll visit you while you're sleeping and re-design your body so that you'll have massive muscles, out of proportion facial features, and dainty little misshapen feet. Also, like his characters, he'll steal your personality and ability to make interesting dialogue.
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    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. promoted this comment schrodingers-katana was starred schrodingers-katana was unstarred
    Image of Atomictao Atomictao
    09/24/09

    @schrodingers-katana: He's too late. I've already been deconstructed into an angry, abusive misogynist from the time I bad-mouthed Alan Moore.
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    Edited by Atomictao at 09/24/09 1:18 PM Atomictao was starred Atomictao was unstarred
    Image of schrodingers-katana schrodingers-katana
    09/24/09

    @AtomicTao: Ah ha, so you're the one who adapted the script for 'League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! You got off light then. :)

    jk, I would never accuse another person of writing that script. It's just plain mean.
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    schrodingers-katana was starred schrodingers-katana was unstarred
    Image of se7a7n7 se7a7n7
    09/24/09

    In reply to Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!
    Re: Warehouse 13...

    Obviously Artie lived. Can we also speculate the use of a "reset button".

    Hey it's Warehouse 13, they probably have an actual reset button. Of course they would know to keep it out of the warehouse for this very reason.
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    Image of Makidian Makidian
    09/24/09

    @se7a7n7: He had his hand in his pocket as the umbilical blew, my guess he was touching the phoenix because they can't lose Artie.
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    WindowlickinDaywalker promoted this comment Makidian was starred Makidian was unstarred
    Image of WindowlickinDaywalker WindowlickinDaywalker
    09/24/09

    @Makidian: No, no, no. He had the magical Staples Easy Button in his pocket. It's completely different.
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    Image of Cash907Censored Cash907Censored
    09/24/09

    @Makidian:
    Artie would never use the Phoenix, as it would cause the deaths of innocent people. If he wouldn't use it to save the woman he loved, he wouldn't use it to save himself either.
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    Cash907Censored was starred Cash907Censored was unstarred
    Image of chumleyex chumleyex
    09/24/09

    In reply to Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!
    Um Deadpool actually being Deadpool? No Check
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    ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. promoted this comment chumleyex was starred chumleyex was unstarred
    Image of RaveX RaveX
    09/24/09

    In reply to Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!
    And Jor-El tells Clark the reason he still can't fly is because he still thinks he's human.

    COUGH*bullshit*COUGH
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    geesejuggler promoted this comment RaveX was starred RaveX was unstarred
    Image of Burke Burke
    09/24/09

    @RaveX: Gotta agree with you there.
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    ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. promoted this comment Burke was starred Burke was unstarred
    Image of BeowulfRex BeowulfRex
    09/24/09

    In reply to Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!
    re Warehouse 13: I'm betting that Artie (somehow) had the phoenix medallion in his pocket.
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    BeowulfRex was starred BeowulfRex was unstarred
    Image of bungz bungz
    09/24/09

    @BeowulfRex: That's what I was thinking.

    I am not really that interested in seeing all of the characters starting to date people. I think it would add a strong boredom factor to the show.
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    WestMantooth promoted this comment bungz was starred bungz was unstarred
    Image of WestMantooth WestMantooth
    09/24/09

    @bungz:

    Better than the standard Pete and Myka falling for each other. gag!
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    WestMantooth was starred WestMantooth was unstarred
    Image of txtphile txtphile
    09/24/09

    @bungz: I'll bet you 5 quatloos it has something to do with a "love" artifact.
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    ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. promoted this comment txtphile was starred txtphile was unstarred
    Image of laikapants laikapants
    09/24/09

    @BeowulfRex: He definitely had the phoenix in his pocket. It was plainly displayed for the viewers as the item up for auction when they arrested McPherson. On the ride back to the Warehouse everybody had time to hold it and thus nobody (important or on screen) died as a result of Artie reaching into his pocket and activating it at the last second.
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    TheLostVikings R.O.A.C.H. promoted this comment laikapants was starred laikapants was unstarred
    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    09/24/09

    @WestMantooth: Unfortunately, that's the logical next step after they date other people.

    Not that I ever believed Artie was dead, but when you have spoilers 2 days later talking about all the stuff he's involved with in season 2, it takes the suspense out of it.

    Of course, on Lost you still wouldn't know if he was alive or dead but Lost is logarithmically better than Warehouse 13.
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    Dr Emilio Lizardo was starred Dr Emilio Lizardo was unstarred
    Image of WindowlickinDaywalker WindowlickinDaywalker
    09/24/09

    @bungz: I'm just wondering how the logistics of their dating lives are going to work out when their office is middle-of-nowhere South Dakota.

    "Sure, baby. Just need to make the 2hr drive to Siox Falls, hop on the plane, make my connections in Chicago and Philly, and I'll be there."
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    WindowlickinDaywalker was starred WindowlickinDaywalker was unstarred
    Image of GreyHammer GreyHammer
    09/24/09

    @laikapants: i honestly think arte is teh worst part of the show and wish they would actually kill him.
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    GreyHammer was starred GreyHammer was unstarred
    Image of WestMantooth WestMantooth
    09/24/09

    In reply to Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!
    Callum Blue's Zod sounds like a weakenling trying to be a leader.
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    WestMantooth was starred WestMantooth was unstarred
    Image of mekki mekki
    09/24/09

    In reply to Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!
    Hitler's Microphone? Man, I miss Warehouse 13 already. And I want my own copy of Timothy Leary's glasses!
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    mekki was starred mekki was unstarred
    Image of snarklenyc snarklenyc
    09/24/09

    In reply to Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!
    Flashforward, why can I already smell the disappointment?
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    AngryEddy promoted this comment snarklenyc was starred snarklenyc was unstarred
    Image of AngryEddy AngryEddy
    09/24/09

    @snarklenyc: Maybe you flashed forward... Trippy.
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    AngryEddy was starred AngryEddy was unstarred
    Image of geiko geiko
    09/24/09

    @snarklenyc: I was going to attempt to watch tonite, but with Survivor, Fringe, and The Office coming on, the DVR is already working overtime here. Note to ABC: Don't premiere shows on a Thursday night, assholes.
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    geiko was starred geiko was unstarred
    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    09/24/09

    @geiko: For networks trying to premiere something: Do it on Tuesday or Wednesday. There is NOTHING (that I watch) on those days right now.
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    Ruthless, If you let me was starred Ruthless, If you let me was unstarred
    Image of geiko geiko
    09/24/09

    @Ruthless, If you let me: Lol, same here. Monday and Thursdays are a bitch though.

    @Sir Winston Thriller: I'll see if I can check it then. Thanks
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    geiko was starred geiko was unstarred
    Image of Burke Burke
    09/24/09

    @snarklenyc: Maybe only your sense of smell flashed forward... you woke up 2:17 minutes later and thought 'what stinks???"
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    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. promoted this comment Burke was starred Burke was unstarred
    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    09/24/09

    @geiko: The DVR definitely works OT on Monday and Thursday. This week it will record about 11 hours in primetime between those two days.
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    Ruthless, If you let me was starred Ruthless, If you let me was unstarred
    Image of Frunobulax2099 Frunobulax2099
    09/24/09

    In reply to Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!
    Hundreds of pouches? Check! Super-huge thighs? Check! Flat, nebulous groin regions? Check! Giant guns floating near clenched fists? Check! Tiny hidden feet? DOUBLE CHECK!
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    Smeagol92055 promoted this comment Frunobulax2099 was starred Frunobulax2099 was unstarred
    Image of syafiqjabar of Mars syafiqjabar of Mars
    09/24/09

    @Frunobulax2099: "The more pouches, the better. Isn't that right, Rob?"
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    Smeagol92055 promoted this comment syafiqjabar of Mars was starred syafiqjabar of Mars was unstarred
    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    09/24/09

    @syafiqjabar of Mars: Not nearly enough pouches.
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    ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. was starred ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of burlybax burlybax
    09/24/09

    In reply to Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!
    The 2012 stills looked fairly ho hum until I saw Woody Harrelson with giant binoculars, dressed in post apocalyptic hobo garb with that crazy Woody look in his eye. 'Im wondering if he'll be the comic relief.
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    ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. promoted this comment burlybax was starred burlybax was unstarred
    Image of AngriestGeek AngriestGeek
    09/24/09

    In reply to Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!
    So we're sticking with this idea that House is science fiction? Is it that hard to find topics to cover that this is necessary? What about all that non-existent tech that exists on Bones and CSI Miami with the big holographic computers?
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    Invisible-Echidna promoted this comment AngriestGeek was starred AngriestGeek was unstarred
    Image of Invisible-Echidna Invisible-Echidna
    09/24/09

    @AngriestGeek: I think it falls under Technology-fiction. Science fiction's slightly less imaginative cousin.
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    Invisible-Echidna was starred Invisible-Echidna was unstarred
    Image of syafiqjabar of Mars syafiqjabar of Mars
    09/24/09

    @AngriestGeek: Perhaps it's more clear that House is science fiction if you read this blog:
    [www.politedissent.com]

    Specifically these parts:
    [www.politedissent.com]
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    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. promoted this comment syafiqjabar of Mars was starred syafiqjabar of Mars was unstarred
    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    09/24/09

    @AngriestGeek: again, and honestly this has been done to death by now, science fiction is not a clearly defined term with exact specifications and limits on what falls without or within it and it wouldn't even matter if it was since there are plenty of things this blog covers that aren't. not the least of which is actual science fact, the furthest possible opposite of science fiction.
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    tetracycloide was starred tetracycloide was unstarred
    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    09/24/09

    @AngriestGeek: Umm. It's io9 cronyism at it's best! A vocal group here has lobbied for a long time to see House covered, myself included (for disclosure.) I also support Bones coverage, but one series at a time.

    It's pretty easy for those that don't like reading about it, to skip it. Me, for example, I don't ever read anything about 2012, just not my cup of tea. I look at the pictures, and watched Garrison's parody (FANTASTIC, btw.) Not much else though.

    House doesn't get all that much coverage here anyway. Showed up in "What to Watch" and "Morning Spoilers" now. One other post specific to it is all I can think of right now.

    /End long-winded rant
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    Edited by Ruthless, If you let me at 09/24/09 8:27 AM Ruthless, If you let me was starred Ruthless, If you let me was unstarred
    Image of reddingofish reddingofish
    09/24/09

    @AngriestGeek: The show is fiction and it is about medicine and medicine is science, so therefore it is science fiction.
    I also think that a bunch of io9's readers watch it.
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    Image of AngryEddy AngryEddy
    09/24/09

    In reply to Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!
    No Jason Bateman in the Hancock sequel!? Jason Bateman was the only island of enjoyment in the endless sea of feces that was the original.
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    AngryEddy was starred AngryEddy was unstarred
    Image of icy_one icy_one
    09/24/09

    In reply to Will Hancock 2 Lose The Best Part Of The Original? Plus New Deadpool Movie Hints!
    Amy Acker's got the crazy eyes!
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    icy_one was starred icy_one was unstarred
    Image of evildead1971 evildead1971
    09/24/09

    @icy_one: crazy and sexy eyes
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