Finally, Transformers Products More Absurd Than Michael Bay's Movies

Do you like the Transformers? Do you like robbing convenience stores? Then you'll love these insane Transformers trucker hats, which for some reason feature masks allowing you to... uh... rob convenience stores. Seriously, this is the only conceivable reason someone would willingly wear these. » 5/30/14 1:40pm 5/30/14 1:40pm

Bunny ninja hats will make you stealthy and adorable

More than any other creature, the bunny needs ninja skills. And you can celebrate this fact with a bunny ninja fleece hat from Bunnywarez. It covers your face, but gives you the floppy ears you've always wanted. In stealthy black, of course. » 1/29/13 1:40pm 1/29/13 1:40pm

Transformers crocheted cap makes you a human in disguise

If you plan on spending your winter months battling Decepticons, take a gander at this crocheted Optimus Prime beanie. It won't let you transform into a truck, but it will keep your face warm. » 6/17/12 12:45pm 6/17/12 12:45pm

Proof that Tesla coils make for dapper hats

This is MIT student Tyler Christensen's Tesla coil hat, which — in the name of sheer comedy — he programmed to play the theme from Mortal Kombat (recently) and Harry Potter. Sadly, strapping a Tesla coil to one's head isn't always the best idea — the hat blew up before he could show it off on Halloween. » 11/15/11 10:05am 11/15/11 10:05am

Spielberg Puts Indiana's Hat Back In Shia's Hands

Are you ready to hear the Indiana Jones theme song one more time? Indy's co-star from the Crystal Skulls says Spielberg is gearing up for another Indy — which explains why they changed Crystal Skull's original ending. We explain below. » 6/18/09 8:00am 6/18/09 8:00am

Atomic-Powered Hats of the Future

OK, it's not really a hat, just a late-1960s "differential multidetector" that used radioisotopes to diagnose (and maybe cause a few) brain tumors. But I swear the eccentric hat junkie Isabella Blow once wore something exactly like it to Ascot.
From The Atom at Work: How Nuclear Power Can Benefit Man (1968), by C.B.… » 11/28/07 1:00pm 11/28/07 1:00pm