Skeletor, Jem, Gumby And Other Toys Really Want You To Buy A Honda

I'm not exactly sure what Honda is thinking by creating a whole commercial series where they let classic toys like Skeletor, Strawberry Shortcake, Stretch Armstong, and the Fisher-Price Little People shill their cars. But I guess I'm at least as likely to buy a car from He-Man's nemesis as I am an regular car salesman. » 11/16/14 7:30am 11/16/14 7:30am

Skeletor Is A Master Of The Universe And A Master Of Sick Burns

Skeletor can't be an easy boss to work for. Check out this collection of his greatest insults, most of which are directed at his own incompetent minions. I'd say Beast-Man and the others have a case for harassment, but who are they going to complain to? It's not like Trap-Jaw runs Snake Mountain's HR department. » 11/05/14 6:30am 11/05/14 6:30am

12 Insane Facts About He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe

It probably shouldn't shock anyone to realize that any franchise whose main character was named "He-Man" was, in fact, kind of ridiculous. But somehow the Masters of the Universe toys, cartoons and movie managed to exceed all expectation of weirdness. Here are a dozen bizarre He-facts that you've probably forgotten… » 8/11/14 10:09am 8/11/14 10:09am

Seven insane minutes of people explaining how '80s toys are satanic

Dear fellow children of the '80s — remember how we all turned into Satanists? If only we had listened to author Phil Phillips and Pastor Gary Greenwald back then, two men who realized the demonic agenda in everything from He-Man to the Smurfs. Someone assembled this video of their greatest hits, and it is mesmerizing. » 10/31/13 2:40pm 10/31/13 2:40pm

The He-Man movie gets a new writer and a new director

The Hollywood Reporter reports from Hollywood that the long-in-development Masters of the Universe has a new scriptwriter — namely Terry Rossio, the co-writer of big-budget movies like Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lone Ranger and the Zorro films — but G.I. Joe 2's Jon M. Chu is no longer attached to direct. » 10/08/13 7:10am 10/08/13 7:10am

This massive Lego Masters of the Universe line needs to be real

Alex Jones, a.k.a. "Orion Pax", is a well-known Lego customizer who's just finished his magnum opus as far as I'm concerned — a nearly complete, shockingly accurate, and thoroughly awesome Lego version of practically the entire Masters of the Universe toyline, including the figures, vehicles and even the playsets! » 9/03/13 9:00am 9/03/13 9:00am

Why There Should Never, Ever Be a He-Man Movie

I am a He-Man fan. A huge one. The amount of money I’ve spent on Masters of the Universe toys, new and old, is frankly tragic. Of all my favorate franchises — Star Wars, Game of Thrones, Saga, Avengers, whatever — it is by far my favorite. So please understand I’m not saying this lightly: There should never, ever be… » 8/09/13 8:00am 8/09/13 8:00am

Director Jon M. Chu really, really wants to make that He-Man movie

Director Jon M. Chu is hard at work on both the G.I. Joe: Retaliation sequel and the long-in-development-hell Masters of the Universe movie. While the former depends on The Rock's schedule, and the latter depends on when G.I. Joe 3 films, Chu is determined to make sure He-Man returns to movie theaters. » 7/29/13 7:20am 7/29/13 7:20am

The 14 Greatest Action Figure Playsets of All Time

An action figure needs a place to act. And while pretending an empty shoebox is a secret HQ, or that dangerous caves lie under your bed, very few imaginations beat an awesome playset. While its heyday is mostly over, it’s worth celebrating the best playsets — new and old — that gave our toys a place to belong. » 7/03/13 11:50am 7/03/13 11:50am