This May Be The Live-Action He-Man Movie's Badass Battle Cat

Details on the live-action Masters of the Universe movie have been scarce to say the least, but the Senior VP of Production at Sony/Columbia Pictures, DeVon Franklin, just tweeted this extremely impressive picture of He-Man's steed Battle Cat. What could it be other than concept art from the movie? » 3/04/15 6:40am 3/04/15 6:40am

Check Out Some Of The Earliest Concept Art For He-Man And Skeletor!

It was roughly 35 years ago that Mattel decided to do its own action-adventure toyline, to make up for its decision not to do Star Wars toys in 1977. In an exclusive excerpt from the book The Art of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, we've got exclusive early sketches, plus the first He-Man pitch memo! » 12/16/14 1:32pm 12/16/14 1:32pm

​Should Any Star Wars Movies Be Made Without George Lucas?

Happy holidays, folks! It's just about time for me to shack up with Olivia Williams in our annual winter vacation, so this is the last "Postal Apocalypse" for a few weeks. Do not weep, for I'll return on December 31st, so keep on sending your letters and I'll try to have an extra big mailbag to make up for it. » 12/10/14 10:00am 12/10/14 10:00am

Honda's Nostalgic Toy adverts go from bad to worse - For a Good Cause

I'm so glad the latest videos in Honda's bizarre, toy-themed adverts are for good causes, because otherwise... well, these would be just as nightmarishly terrible, but there would be nothing hopeful to feel about after watching them! » 12/04/14 6:36pm 12/04/14 6:36pm

A Gallery Of '80 Cartoon Supervillains Schooling You At Basketball

I can barely stand how awesome this series of pictures by Andy McDonald is. Honestly, Note: I want an actual cartoon special devoted to an all-supervillain '80s b-ball team asap. Note 2: I may never stop staring at the picture of Cobra Commander. Honestly, I may need to get a tattoo. » 11/29/14 4:01pm 11/29/14 4:01pm

Why We'll Never Get A Justice League/ Avengers Movie

Greetings, my zealots of zip codes! Thanksgiving is tomorrow, and we denizens of the post-apocalypse still sit around a big meal and give thanks. For instance, I'm particularly grateful I'm no longer imprisoned by those horrible sentient apes. I'm also thankful roast ape tastes a bit like pork. Letter time! » 11/26/14 9:00am 11/26/14 9:00am

He-Man Is A Master Of Sarcasm And Also The Universe

Two weeks ago we learned that He-Man's foe Skeletor was quite the impressive creator of insults, belittling his enemies and his minions with equal brutality. But a new supercut reveals He-Man was no slouch at being a jerk himself, although he preferred incredible sarcasm and trolling over sick burns. » 11/18/14 6:20am 11/18/14 6:20am

Skeletor, Jem, Gumby And Other Toys Really Want You To Buy A Honda

I'm not exactly sure what Honda is thinking by creating a whole commercial series where they let classic toys like Skeletor, Strawberry Shortcake, Stretch Armstong, and the Fisher-Price Little People shill their cars. But I guess I'm at least as likely to buy a car from He-Man's nemesis as I am an regular car salesman. » 11/16/14 7:30am 11/16/14 7:30am

Skeletor Is A Master Of The Universe And A Master Of Sick Burns

Skeletor can't be an easy boss to work for. Check out this collection of his greatest insults, most of which are directed at his own incompetent minions. I'd say Beast-Man and the others have a case for harassment, but who are they going to complain to? It's not like Trap-Jaw runs Snake Mountain's HR department. » 11/05/14 6:30am 11/05/14 6:30am

Exclusive ABCs Of Death Clip Reveals The Bloody Reality Of He-Man

What would really happen if you could magically catapult into the fantasy land of your favorite toys? Probably just a lot of death. And this clip from the ABCs of Death 2 happily displays the horrors of that fantasy world perfectly. » 10/16/14 2:49pm 10/16/14 2:49pm

​7 Cartoons Screwed Over By Their Own Toylines

It's not just enough to make a good cartoon any more. Too often, animated shows are dependent on selling action figures in order to stay on the air, ratings (and quality) be damned. Here are seven shows whose fates would have been far different if they had gotten their merchandising together… » 9/22/14 10:00am 9/22/14 10:00am

12 Insane Facts About He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe

It probably shouldn't shock anyone to realize that any franchise whose main character was named "He-Man" was, in fact, kind of ridiculous. But somehow the Masters of the Universe toys, cartoons and movie managed to exceed all expectation of weirdness. Here are a dozen bizarre He-facts that you've probably forgotten… » 8/11/14 10:09am 8/11/14 10:09am

8 Vastly Overqualified Actors Who Played Ridiculous Villains

Good actors know the value of a good villain; from Richard III to Dracula, some times the best bad guys are much more interesting than the heroes. Some times… but not always. Here are eight incredibly talented actors who completely wasted their talents as silly cinematic scoundrels. » 5/19/14 10:00am 5/19/14 10:00am

Why You Can Never, Ever, Ever Make The Biggest Fans Happy

Or, "Why The New Power Rangers Movie Will Never Make Power Rangers Super-Fans Happy, For A Specific Example." It's a more accurate headline, but it was a little wordy, don't you think? » 5/14/14 8:00am 5/14/14 8:00am

​Why That Game Of Thrones Scene Upset Us More Than The Red Wedding

Greetings, all! Your friendly neighborhood post-apocalyptic fake mailman here, ready to answer your letters! And, apparently, deliver a bunch of Chinese restaurant menus? I have no idea where they're coming from. I just open my mailbag and they're already in there. It's kind of freaking me out. » 4/23/14 8:14am 4/23/14 8:14am

Meet the three very bizarre choices to direct the new He-Man movie

The He-Man movie has been languishing in development hell for almost a decade now, and I don't really know if that's ever going to change, But just in case, Fox has tapped three potential directors for the theoretical film, and they are totally not who you'd expect. » 2/27/14 6:30am 2/27/14 6:30am

Seven insane minutes of people explaining how '80s toys are satanic

Dear fellow children of the '80s — remember how we all turned into Satanists? If only we had listened to author Phil Phillips and Pastor Gary Greenwald back then, two men who realized the demonic agenda in everything from He-Man to the Smurfs. Someone assembled this video of their greatest hits, and it is mesmerizing. » 10/31/13 2:40pm 10/31/13 2:40pm

What killed the Golden Age of Cartoons?

Um, you guys realize it’s the government shutdown that leads directly to the mysterious apocalypse that destroys the U.S. and which I now currently wander around in delivering mail, right? I don’t want to ruin the surprise, but you should all start stocking up on underpants. Better than gold nowadays. Just sayin’. » 10/09/13 8:30am 10/09/13 8:30am

The He-Man movie gets a new writer and a new director

The Hollywood Reporter reports from Hollywood that the long-in-development Masters of the Universe has a new scriptwriter — namely Terry Rossio, the co-writer of big-budget movies like Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lone Ranger and the Zorro films — but G.I. Joe 2's Jon M. Chu is no longer attached to direct. » 10/08/13 7:10am 10/08/13 7:10am