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    Image of CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton) CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton)
    12/09/09

    In reply to A Slew of John Carter Characters, True Blood's Latest Lesbian Relationship, And Fringe Gets Its Mrs. Bishop
    John Carter of Mars, I have high hopes for this movie...
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    12/09/09

    In reply to A Slew of John Carter Characters, True Blood's Latest Lesbian Relationship, And Fringe Gets Its Mrs. Bishop
    AAAAHHHH!!!

    You were doing so well. So many days without "Heroes" spoilers, I thought maybe the show had been cancelled.
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    12/09/09

    @Dr Emilio Lizardo: I did enjoy how it was just the title, because we just don't have the energy to talk about any other part of it anymore.
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    Image of Belabras Belabras
    12/09/09

    In reply to A Slew of John Carter Characters, True Blood's Latest Lesbian Relationship, And Fringe Gets Its Mrs. Bishop
    Here here for the R rated Wolfman!
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    12/09/09

    @Belabras: Seconded!
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    Dr Emilio Lizardo was starred Dr Emilio Lizardo was unstarred
    Image of Makidian Makidian
    12/09/09

    In reply to A Slew of John Carter Characters, True Blood's Latest Lesbian Relationship, And Fringe Gets Its Mrs. Bishop
    Yay for more Pam!
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    Image of Alessar Alessar
    12/09/09

    @Makidian: YES! ONTD has been chanting that constantly through season 2 "Needs more Pam!" and I really like the actress they cast for her.
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    Image of evildead1971 evildead1971
    12/09/09

    In reply to A Slew of John Carter Characters, True Blood's Latest Lesbian Relationship, And Fringe Gets Its Mrs. Bishop
    you had me at Lesbian Vampire Killers. the redhead in the greenshorts :D
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    Image of TwiceDead TwiceDead
    12/09/09

    @evildead1971: unfortunately there's a 50/50 chance you'll kill yourself from the sheer awfulness of tyhe mobvie before you even get to any Lesbian Vampires.
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    Image of evildead1971 evildead1971
    12/09/09

    @TwiceDead: i sat through deathbed, the bed that eats people. i can watch anything!
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    Image of Allen_Richards Allen_Richards
    12/09/09

    @evildead1971: The title was changed to simply VAMPIRE KILLERS a few weeks ago.
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    Edited by Allen_Richards at 12/09/09 7:21 AM Allen_Richards was starred Allen_Richards was unstarred
    Image of Julius Seizure - Canuck Julius Seizure - Canuck
    12/09/09

    @Allen_Richards: Likely because people are saying "Are they lesbians who travel about killing ALL vampires or are they killers who focus exclusively on lesbian vampires - to the exclusion of, say, gay male and heterosexual ones?"

    A fine point, I admit, but a question worth asking.
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    Image of Allen_Richards Allen_Richards
    12/09/09

    @Julius Seizure - Canuck: The entire "lesbian vampire" subgenre is a favorite of mine, especially when the emphasis is on the lesbianism (Seduction Cinema built an entire studio around these flicks).

    Now, I can understand where the confusion may occur as anyone seeing "lesbian vampire" in the title would focus only on that and not on the "killers" part. heaven forbid if it didn't deliver any lesbian vampire action and focused solely on the killing... Besides, killing only lesbian vampires in todays age could be considered homophobic, and the PC crowd definitely wouldn't be down that scene at all...
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    Edited by Allen_Richards at 12/09/09 8:03 AM Allen_Richards was starred Allen_Richards was unstarred
    Image of firstanointed firstanointed
    12/02/09

    In reply to On Heroes, Carnies and Cockteasing Combine into Cheese
    I think I hate the annoying!gratuitous!Sprint product placement suddenly permeating Heroes even more than scrunchy!face Peter. If Claire shows up wearing a Sprint tee shirt, I am so changing the channel.
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    Image of Dresan Dresan
    12/02/09

    In reply to On Heroes, Carnies and Cockteasing Combine into Cheese
    Best recap ever. Also, Lauren? She's just playing hard to get.
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    Image of Falsoman Falsoman
    12/01/09

    In reply to On Heroes, Carnies and Cockteasing Combine into Cheese
    I don't know, I was expecting Sylar and Pete to start making out on the torture scene... you know, the place alone, on top of each other on a table, the nail gun... they kinda have a Mr and Mrs Smith vibe going on.
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    Image of Roklimber Roklimber
    12/01/09

    In reply to On Heroes, Carnies and Cockteasing Combine into Cheese
    "Honestly, they can't pay somebody to come up with a few cool, interesting powers that we haven't seen before?"

    Mur Lafferty, in "Playing for Keeps", came up with the idea of a mutant who can produce vast amounts of shit on demand and hose them out through his hands.

    Something tells me, though, that this wouldn't look very appealing on a TV show.
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    Image of technolady001 technolady001
    12/01/09

    @Roklimber: Mur Lafferty, in "Playing for Keeps", came up with the idea of a mutant who can produce vast amounts of shit on demand and hose them out through his hands"

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure those are the guys who write for Heros.
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    Alasdair5000 promoted this comment technolady001 was starred technolady001 was unstarred
    Image of themixingitsession themixingitsession
    12/02/09

    @Roklimber:

    You need a power?: The awesome ability to change genders. How's that for a change?

    This would even help come to fruition all those shippers dreams...
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    Annalee Newitz promoted this comment themixingitsession was starred themixingitsession was unstarred
    Image of Roklimber Roklimber
    12/02/09

    @technolady001: Hah! I hadn't thought of that connection, but you're right.

    The writers for Heroes do produce vast amounts of shit on demand, which they unceremoniously throw at us, the audience.

    +1 to you, m'am.
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    Image of Annalee Newitz Annalee Newitz
    12/02/09

    @themixingitsession: That's not even a power. That's just a normal thing that people do all the time with a little help from surgery and hormones.
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    Annalee Newitz was starred Annalee Newitz was unstarred
    Image of themixingitsession themixingitsession
    12/02/09

    @Annalee Newitz: I meant changing gender at will. One moment you have a beautiful cosoplus, then the other a deadly spear of love. It would definitely result in interesting scenarios.

    Ever heard of Ranma 1/2?
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    themixingitsession was starred themixingitsession was unstarred
    Image of mekki mekki
    12/01/09

    In reply to On Heroes, Carnies and Cockteasing Combine into Cheese
    "this adds further evidence to the idea that every single power on Heroes was ripped off from X-Men. Honestly,
    they can't pay somebody to come up with a few cool, interesting powers that we haven't seen before?"

    There are thousands of X-Men. Or at least it feels like there are thousands of X-Men. Anyway, it would be hard to come up with a new power that hasn't been done before. You would have to go into the weird Tick meets Warehouse 13 territory of powers.

    Like "Dialtone," with one single thought he can change anyone into a 1961 Crosley Princess phone. Oooooooo!

    Or "Lord Flavor" with the ability to make anything you eat taste like three day old lasagna. Aaaahhhhh!

    Yeah, I'd rather stick with the more normal powers of flying and healing and leave such weirdness to the likes of The Middleman. Heroes is too straight lace for that sort of thing.
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    Image of rek rek
    12/01/09

    In reply to On Heroes, Carnies and Cockteasing Combine into Cheese
    I read the article tag as "horsecrap".
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    Image of mekki mekki
    12/01/09

    @rek: Countdown until someone says, "Same thing," 3....2....1
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    mekki was starred mekki was unstarred
    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    12/01/09

    In reply to On Heroes, Carnies and Cockteasing Combine into Cheese
    Did anybody really expect Sylar to die when Peter let go of Nathan? And why do people always fall on cars. There is always plenty of nice asphalt around, why hit the car?

    And the guy playing the puppeteer, was that the same actor? He was always overweight, but it looked like he had gained about 60 pounds and a couple of chins.
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    12/01/09

    In reply to On Heroes, Carnies and Cockteasing Combine into Cheese
    Fabulous recap as always, Annalee.
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    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. was starred Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of Alexis Alexis
    12/01/09

    In reply to On Heroes, Carnies and Cockteasing Combine into Cheese
    That puppetmaster part was ridiculous. They basically make that character one of the most sociopathic villains on the show since Sylar and poof! Claire is cool with him? When did this happen? She helped him run from G-man from last season, and it certainly wasn't because she liked him, so what's changed?

    Also, it took THIS long for Peter to realize that besides Hiro, Renee has the most useful ability against Sylar? Wow.
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    Alexis was starred Alexis was unstarred
    Image of Atomictao Atomictao
    12/01/09

    @Alexis: The affectionate hug was a huge WTF. This is the creepy dude who controlled your body, and the bodies of both your mommies. He lived in an old puppet theater. He never shaved. He was one of the more effective villains on the show because of how slimy he was.

    What kind of lame-ass evil carnival is this, that joining it makes you LESS creepy?!
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    Atomictao was starred Atomictao was unstarred
    Image of Atomictao Atomictao
    12/01/09

    In reply to On Heroes, Carnies and Cockteasing Combine into Cheese
    I was pretty much expecting Samuel to freaking pull up a chunk of planet and put Asteroid M in orbit, that's how hardcore he was channeling 90s-era Claremont Magneto. 90s-era Claremont Magneto had a similar power of gaining sycophantic followers by shoveling vague separatist bullshit at them.

    Sprint!
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    Atomictao was starred Atomictao was unstarred
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