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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/14/09

    In reply to 3 Ways To Meet (And Get Nasty With) Your Opposite-Sex Duplicate
    "The most frustrating, annoying thing about the opposite sex is that they're not you."

    Actually that's the best thing about it. I really wouldn't want to date me.... #robertaheinlein
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    11/14/09

    In reply to 3 Ways To Meet (And Get Nasty With) Your Opposite-Sex Duplicate
    Heinlein was a seriously twisted dude. Has anyone ever explored the psychological underpinnings of this guy? I'd be very interested in reading that.
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    Image of Klebert L. Hall Klebert L. Hall
    11/14/09

    In reply to 3 Ways To Meet (And Get Nasty With) Your Opposite-Sex Duplicate
    I suspect the premise is flawed.
    Many people who are too much alike don't get along at all; an opposite-sex (or same-sex, if that's what you like) clone doesn't seem likely to be a perfect match.
    -Kle. #robertaheinlein
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    11/14/09

    In reply to 3 Ways To Meet (And Get Nasty With) Your Opposite-Sex Duplicate
    Damn, io9 seems to be telling me I must go back and watch Red Dwarf series 2 again. Fair enough. I give in. #robertaheinlein
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    Image of ZaxxonQ.com ZaxxonQ.com
    11/13/09

    In reply to 3 Ways To Meet (And Get Nasty With) Your Opposite-Sex Duplicate
    I would SO bone myself! Being gay has that privilege to not worry about changing the sex of my clone/alternate universe/time traveling self. ^_^ #robertaheinlein
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    Image of bookwench bookwench
    11/13/09

    In reply to 3 Ways To Meet (And Get Nasty With) Your Opposite-Sex Duplicate
    Ok, so: incest or masturbation?

    Assuming we're not in some freaky psychic-link parallel universe and each clone is alone in their own head...

    Masturbation relies on a physical sense of self and is by definition a solitary act, so - because any clone will have an individual sense of self separate from their genetic destiny - clone sex is not masturbation.

    Incest, however, comes in two flavors: relationship and genetics.

    The act of people who are genetically related having sex is always *biologically* incest to one degree or another, even without emotional bonds being present; but if the two people are strangers there's no emotional baggage, and mental health-wise it's just like any other hook-up.

    People who are not related by biology but who are raised together as a family from an early age (under 5) form familial bonds which generally preclude sexual attraction; this is an emotional bond and despite lack of genetic similarity a sexual relationship here would be called "incest" by a psychologist.

    So sex between clones is always biologically incest with all the attendant genetic risks for children, but it might not have the emotional overtones of traditional incest if the clones were strangers until they were adults.

    The Vorkosigan series has a lovely legal take on clones and relationships, if anyone's interested. #robertaheinlein
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 3 Ways To Meet (And Get Nasty With) Your Opposite-Sex Duplicate
    sometimes I quote topics from io9 to my poor, patient husband just to get his reaction.

    "clones having sex!"
    "...did you just say clowns having sex?"
    "nope, *clone* sex."
    "...'cause *that's* better. You're a freak, you know that?"
    "Says the man playing four D-cup female characters on DragonAge."
    "That's different." #robertaheinlein
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/13/09

    In reply to 3 Ways To Meet (And Get Nasty With) Your Opposite-Sex Duplicate
    You know, having sex with clone!me is just not something I can get behind (or in front of). #robertaheinlein
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 3 Ways To Meet (And Get Nasty With) Your Opposite-Sex Duplicate
    I'm so glad to see this article because I've often said that I would never get married unless it was an opposite sex clone of myself. I don't think many people realize I'm dead serious.

    It's really just the personality I want. I'm pretty sure hooking up with an opposite sex clone of yourself would somehow be incest... #robertaheinlein
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    Image of Dr.Quatermass: I have to say Dr. You are once again spot on with that oberservation and anything I am about to say that contradicts this statement is strictly for humor sake. Dr.Quatermass: I have to say Dr. You are once again spot on with that oberservation and anything I am about to say that contradicts this statement is strictly for humor sake.
    11/13/09

    In reply to 3 Ways To Meet (And Get Nasty With) Your Opposite-Sex Duplicate
    Being a Heinlein fan-boy I have long ago come to terms with the fact that despite my utter revulsion for myself, I would totally do me. But, since neither of us has had any homo-erotic experiences, I foresee a very in-depth argument about who will be, for lack of a better term, catching. this will in turn lead to a much more interesting and exciting situation. If one of us had to kill the other one which one of us would come out the victor? And who can drink more?

    Oh man, imagine writing a song or a novel with yourself. The focus.

    Make this happen Science. #robertaheinlein
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    Dr.Quatermass: I have to say Dr. You are once again spot on with that oberservation and anything I am about to say that contradicts this statement is strictly for humor sake. was starred Dr.Quatermass: I have to say Dr. You are once again spot on with that oberservation and anything I am about to say that contradicts this statement is strictly for humor sake. was unstarred
    Image of Platypus Man Platypus Man
    11/13/09

    In reply to 3 Ways To Meet (And Get Nasty With) Your Opposite-Sex Duplicate
    Man, I read "All You Zombies..." in my Metaphysics class a couple years ago. I was blown away when, at the end, it's revealed that all 4 (or so) characters are the same person.

    But, with the exception of a sex-changed person being fertile, it makes perfect sense. Which is actually pretty awesome. #robertaheinlein
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 3 Ways To Meet (And Get Nasty With) Your Opposite-Sex Duplicate
    After a long consideration of would I sleep with my opposite, I have come up with the answer. Alternate Universe me, yes, Clone or Time Travel Me, absolutely not. #robertaheinlein
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    Image of Meirelle Meirelle
    11/13/09

    In reply to 3 Ways To Meet (And Get Nasty With) Your Opposite-Sex Duplicate
    Everyone's having sex with their clones. Tell me this-- why aren't there any UGLY opposite sex clones? You wouldn't bang one of them, would you? #robertaheinlein
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 3 Ways To Meet (And Get Nasty With) Your Opposite-Sex Duplicate
    I am totally not my type. #robertaheinlein
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    Image of kolacek kolacek
    11/13/09

    @Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: Omg...I have not laughed this hard in YEARS.

    Someone please give this person a medal.

    :)

    . #robertaheinlein
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    Image of OldDog1 OldDog1
    11/13/09

    @Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: "I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." Woody Allen or was it Groucho Marx? #robertaheinlein
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    11/14/09

    @kolacek: Thanks! :)

    @OldDog1: Groucho. #robertaheinlein
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    Image of RoboBagins RoboBagins
    11/13/09

    In reply to 3 Ways To Meet (And Get Nasty With) Your Opposite-Sex Duplicate
    CJA, I have to know: how much time did you lose at TVTropes while 'researching' this article?

    I remember once I started looking up something after the morning blog read at work and found myself at 6pm realizing I should have left an hour ago. #robertaheinlein
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    Image of Mischif Mischif
    11/13/09

    @RoboBagins: God, don't you just love/hate that? #robertaheinlein
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    Image of lucife lucife
    11/13/09

    @RoboBagins: thank gods it's not only me. Every time I happen to be on this site, I always end up with several dozens tabs opened. The only difference is that I usually realize it's 6 a.m. and that I need to get up at 7. #robertaheinlein
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