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    What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?

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    Image of Klebert L. Hall Klebert L. Hall
    09/30/09

    In reply to What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
    "What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?"

    He's still almost certainly dead, so nothing really changes.
    -Kle.
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    Image of stereobot stereobot
    09/30/09

    In reply to What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
    By that point in the war, if Hitler didn't kill himself, I'm sure there were plenty of soldiers in the German army that would like to have taken him out.
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    Image of gorehound gorehound
    09/29/09

    In reply to What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
    We will never know what really did happen to his body.Burned to nothing and bones crunched i guess.
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    Image of nathanst nathanst
    09/29/09

    In reply to What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
    it's always the goddamn russians fucking shit like this up

    "Dump out those papers and send the filing cabinets back to Moscow" they said.

    Nevermind that those were the personal papers of Goebbels.
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    Image of Bill-Lee Bill-Lee
    09/29/09

    In reply to What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
    I knew it. Hitler was an ugly woman in drag. Coming soon to a theater near you: Blake Edwards' Adolf/Adolfa.
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    Image of Slatz_Grobnik Slatz_Grobnik
    09/29/09

    In reply to What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
    Time traveling Nazis. It's always time traveling nazis.
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    Image of schrodingers-katana schrodingers-katana
    09/29/09

    In reply to What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
    I think it's fairly obvious that what happened to Hitler was that he was warped into an alternate reality inhabiting the body of of a homosexual Sammy Davis Jr. who roamed the countryside with his fellow gypsy vagabonds. If there is a just and loving God,that is totally what he'd do to Hitler.

    Mmmmm, that's good irony!
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    Image of Anekanta - killed by a cacodemon Anekanta - killed by a cacodemon
    09/29/09

    In reply to What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
    This just lends evidence to my theory that Hitler went underground, moved to America, and started the first telemarketing agency...
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    Image of IraeNicole IraeNicole
    09/29/09

    In reply to What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
    Hitler should have been more considerate in his dieing by making it easier for us to be sure. Shame on him.
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    Image of The Curse of Millhaven The Curse of Millhaven
    09/29/09

    In reply to What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
    Skull and Bones sliced off the top, installed a little water fountain and now uses it as a ritual bidet.
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    Image of Cherubael Cherubael
    09/29/09

    In reply to What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
    This makes perfect sense and fits into my theory that my wife is, in fact, Hitler.
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    09/29/09

    @Artist Formally Known as 'Shai': Does this mean you just Godwinned your marraige?
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    Image of Cherubael Cherubael
    09/29/09

    @Dr Emilio Lizardo: You know who married Shai? Hitler.

    Also her little mustache is sexy.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    09/29/09

    In reply to What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
    I'm not surprised at the mix up considering the number of skulls available to the KGB.
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    Image of IraeNicole IraeNicole
    09/29/09

    In reply to What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
    Alucard ate him.
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    Image of James Calvert James Calvert
    09/29/09

    @IraeNicole: Did you play too much Simon's quest as a kid too?
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    Image of IraeNicole IraeNicole
    09/29/09

    @James Calvert: Was thinking of Hellsing actually!
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    09/29/09

    @IraeNicole: Very nice... very, very nice.
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    Image of SinisterBill SinisterBill
    09/29/09

    In reply to What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
    I dunno, I'd rather find out he didn't die in the bunker, it's too easy. I've always preferred the idea that Stalin got his hands on him as there are mountains of evidence to show Stalin had a thing for torturing people he even suspected of being disloyal.

    What do you suppose he would have done to someone who double crossed him?
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    Image of WaR_HaWk WaR_HaWk
    09/29/09

    @SinisterBill of Star Command: sexually abused him?
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    Image of Rocketknight Rocketknight
    09/29/09

    In reply to What If Hitler Didn't Die In The Bunker?
    Not that how he died matters because if I remember correctly, Hitler was 56 when he was in that bunker so even if he survived the fall of the Third Reich there is no way he could be alive now. It would make him 120.
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