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But Is Santa Faster Than A Speeding Bullet?
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He puts himself in a quantum superposition, then he only has to deliver one present, once, to do the whole world.
That's why you have to be asleep when he shows up, if you saw him the waveform would collapse and you wouldn't get any presents.
12/15/08
Quantum Santa is awesome
12/15/08
I can't remember for some reason.
12/15/08
A Quantum of Santa.
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12/16/08
Don't observe it!
DAMN YOU HEISENBERG!!!!
DAMN YOU TO HELLL!!!
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12/15/08
I always love the DC Christmas specials -- they let the writers have actual fun for once.