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    But Is Santa Faster Than A Speeding Bullet?
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    12/16/08

    In reply to But Is Santa Faster Than A Speeding Bullet?
    I like this. Funny stuff. Putting the antlers on Superdog a la the Grinch is a cute touch.
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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    12/15/08

    In reply to But Is Santa Faster Than A Speeding Bullet?
    If you're in the shopping mall and you see a man dressed as Superman, you should NOT encourage your kids to sit in his lap. Just sayin'.
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    12/15/08

    In reply to But Is Santa Faster Than A Speeding Bullet?
    Santa doesn't actually fly around at super-speed, that'd never work.


    He puts himself in a quantum superposition, then he only has to deliver one present, once, to do the whole world.


    That's why you have to be asleep when he shows up, if you saw him the waveform would collapse and you wouldn't get any presents.

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    Image of Charax Charax
    12/15/08

    @eviladrian:

    Quantum Santa is awesome
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    12/15/08

    @Charax: I thought the wave collapse only resulted in loss of memory of the encounter?


    I can't remember for some reason.

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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    12/15/08

    @strider_mt2k: Daniel Craig in the greatest Christmas story ever told:


    A Quantum of Santa.

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    12/16/08

    @eviladrian: No no no. Santa delivers Schroedinger's Present. Its everything at once and only becomes a specific present once opened.
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    12/16/08

    @Log1c: Don't observe it!

    Don't observe it!


    DAMN YOU HEISENBERG!!!!


    DAMN YOU TO HELLL!!!

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    Image of Loserface Loserface
    12/15/08

    In reply to But Is Santa Faster Than A Speeding Bullet?
    Re. Tard. Dead.
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    12/15/08

    @Loserface: Scrooge!


    I always love the DC Christmas specials -- they let the writers have actual fun for once.

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