God strikes down Montana

What looks like the apocalypse, or a rough image from Skyline, is actually a supercell thunderstorm. Centrally rotating updrafts whip clouds around them and pour rain down below. That smudge to the right? That's a tree. Via Nasa. » 11/30/10 4:30pm 11/30/10 4:30pm

This holiday, give your friends something that will haunt their dreams

Angela Rossi combines sculpture and taxidermy to make something that looks like the mutant toys in Sid's house in Toy Story. Up above is Timmy the Gazelle. Check out her site for more marketable horror. » 11/30/10 1:00pm 11/30/10 1:00pm

Security company claims to catch criminals by spraying them with human…

In the Netherlands, store owners are trying a weird new tactic to stop thieves. As criminals leave the scene, they're sprayed with an invisible mist full of human DNA. How, exactly, does this prevent crime? » 10/19/10 1:56pm 10/19/10 1:56pm

Today's moment of pure explosive awesomeness

What I like about this montage of clips from Supervolcano - a BBC show about the Yellowstone megavolcano exploding - is that there is no messing around. We get all the crucial pillars of fire and no distracting plot. » 7/05/10 8:00am 7/05/10 8:00am

Riverworld Explains The Afterlife's English-Only Policy

Last night Syfy dumped its entire 4-hour miniseries of Riverworld in one giant blob of cheesy WTF. I'm guessing this show will never make it to series, but at least it answered some of our burning questions about the afterlife. » 4/19/10 4:29pm 4/19/10 4:29pm

Scientists Report On Nasal Leech Infestation

Over at the NCBI ROFL blog, we've learned about a crucial medical research paper recently published in a scientific journal: A study of seven leeches removed from six people's nostrils. Do the math. Yuck. One leech was 12 cm long! » 2/25/10 1:10pm 2/25/10 1:10pm

Real-Life Fan-Fic Alert: Darth Vader & Daft Punk Team Up To Hawk Adidas

In a move seemingly out of the most boring fan fiction ever, Darth Vader and French Daft Punk have teamed up, not to conquer the universe...but to sell footwear. » 1/15/10 6:53pm 1/15/10 6:53pm

True Life (Day) Story: I Held Chewbacca’s Christmas Party

In 1978, the wretched Star Wars Holiday Special introduced us to the Wookiee celebration of Life Day. 31 years later, I recreated the magic, armed with $100 worth of hooch and a willingness to expose my friends to psychological torture. » 12/24/09 12:00pm 12/24/09 12:00pm

The Inexplicable Adventures Of "Zombie vs. Ninja"

So schlockmeister Godfrey Ho got these white guys together, tied scarves on their heads that say "ninja," and made them exchange scintillating dialog after fighting with swords. And it only gets better in Zombie vs. Ninja. » 12/17/09 5:37pm 12/17/09 5:37pm

An Industrial Lady Machine Menaces Our Heroine! [NSFW]

If you've never seen The Perils of Gwendoline In The Land Of The Yik Yak, then allow me to enlighten you about this glorious moment in the history of exploitation cinema. » 11/25/09 5:00pm 11/25/09 5:00pm

American LARPers Are Useless!

This wins the prize for Best Rant Ever. A German live action role player (LARPer) named Kalle yells at Americans for being poseurs when they LARP. It devolves into Kalle beating the photographer with a stick. » 10/15/09 9:00am 10/15/09 9:00am

Gay Transformers From An Alternate Dimension [NSFW]

Imagine an alternate world where porn stars are actually Transformers who fight lesbian rabbits in steamrollers, all while zooming down a road at a zillion kph. Now you don't have to imagine it - just watch this bizarro Japanese machinima. » 9/19/09 4:00pm 9/19/09 4:00pm

Economists Suggest Mind-Reading As a Way to Determine Public Good

A bizarre experiment carried out at CalTech has led economists to an even more bizarre assertion. Governments allocating spending for public goods like education should use "neurotechnology" - mind-reading via fMRI brain scans - to determine who should be taxed. » 9/10/09 5:20pm 9/10/09 5:20pm

"Gamer" Is a Sex and Violence Epic With Balls

The awesomeness of exploitation flick Gamer is going to surprise you. Packed with insane violence, decadent sex, and (yes!) musical numbers, the movie is a blood-dark satire of futuristic videogame culture that will push all your buttons. Spoilers ahead! » 9/04/09 6:18pm 9/04/09 6:18pm

Let's Not Do The Time Warp Again: Rocky Horror Remake On Hold

It took Frank N. Furter just seven days to make you a man, but remaking him will take longer. That MTV remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Show is "on hold," inside sources tell io9. It "may take a while." » 9/01/09 1:25pm 9/01/09 1:25pm

The Weirdest Giant Worm Monster You Have Ever Seen

Imagine some kind of unholy combination of the worm scene in Galaxy of Terror, the Cremaster movies, Pink Floyd, the feminist art of Cindy Sherman, and that bean orgy in Tommy. Then you're ready for this snippet of The Worm. » 7/16/09 10:31pm 7/16/09 10:31pm

Mickey Rourke Is The Master of Satanic Sex [NSFW]

Getting excited for Mickey Rourke's bondage outfit in Iron Man 2? Let us entertain you while you wait for its unveiling by taking a little trip back to an out-of-control movie called Angel Heart. » 6/26/09 11:25pm 6/26/09 11:25pm

Zombie Mermaids Are The New Cyborg Unicorns

The brilliant Japanese wrestling movie Oh! My Zombie Mermaid is finally coming to the West in July, raising all kinds of intriguing questions that aren't answered in the most bizarre way possible in the trailer. » 5/27/09 5:37pm 5/27/09 5:37pm

Amazons Rescue Pervirella from the Giant Masturbation Monster! [NSFW]

Imagine if you crossed Barbarella with Benny Hill and slapped them down in a steampunk universe. You'd get weirdo British flick Pervirella, an epic about a damsel who can sex you so hard you explode. » 4/03/09 5:30pm 4/03/09 5:30pm

A Fish With a Transparent Head

Model for future space-going animals with built-in helmets? This is a fish whose eyeballs sit in the middle of its transparent head, getting a wraparound view of the universe. via Monterey Bay Aquarium » 2/24/09 4:30pm 2/24/09 4:30pm